Geller’s Drunken Rant?

Charles Johnson spots what certainly looks to be a drunken rant from Pam Geller on her blog. It’s since been edited, but Johnson grabbed the Google cache. What else but being drunk or high would explain something this incoherent?

Decades ago we cringed when any news story of corruption and collusion broke about our long venerated trusted newsmen We trusted those powerful subversive like Walter Cronkite, Dan Wallace, etc, These men with enormous power weilded it, abused it, and disseminated one of th =e world’s great campaigns of anti0merican disiinformation and propaganda. We remember Walter Chronkite, as a grandfather figure trusted iconclast when in fact he wa a red and did the country incalculable harm.

Twenty years of the Chroncrite legacy and we ahve gonthat much further of the deep end. Media ia a propactvisit arm whose one goal – shape the news, change the ness, even live about the news to advance a collectivist, pro-sharia agandena. How else culd an unqualfied, bitter Ameria hater hold the eat in the Obama office.

They are out of control And it is only a matter of time before the Davids in the blogosphere rip their masks of civility off and unmosks the who the monsters are. And for the their flagrant violation of the public trust, they shall rot in prison.

The mardcore Hama scruops in thr US HAMAS CAIR, MSU,MSA, ICNA are doing thr Htiler stompin jig to get these conter terrorim messures removed so that devout Muslims can roam freeem to plan the next 911.

And he AP, in a crushing violnation of ‘jounalistic integrity, has filed suit aganst agaianst law enforcement to disarm the numner one greatest counter terrorism usint in the world. The DoJ is finished.Corrupt. Destroyed. House to vote on contempt charge against Eric Holder‎. Tehy refuse to uphold rule of law. It’s red and green madness, collectivists and Islamic supremaicts have the run of the place. Where is our society’s first most critical line of defense? The DoJ is AWOL The Department of Justice is engaging in collusion with the country’s most dangerous and subversive jihadist groups.

It goes on like this. Weird.

Comments

  1. bobaho says

    What else but being drunk or high would explain something this incoherent?

    First draft?

  2. slc1 says

    The scary thing here is that Ms. Geller may not be drunk. She may have just gone raving bonkers.

  3. Sadie Morrison says

    What else but being drunk or high would explain something this incoherent?

    The author?

  4. baal says

    I spell like that when I type with my eyes closed for extended periods of time. I don’t think I ever lose coherence that badly though.

    Let’s not discount the possibility that she didn’t need drugs or alcohol to reach an altered-mental-state / diminished capacity. Strokes or just living in bizarro-world long enough can also lead to overt dysfunction.

    It’s red and green madness

    So true, so true. Reminds me of xmas time and it’s only July (almost)!

  5. says

    Sounds like standard Pam Geller rhetoric to me, except with a few extra misspellings. She’s stone crazy even when stone sober.

  6. shepatw says

    Dan Wallace?

    I suspect her fevered mind has conflated Dan Rather with Mike Wallace.

  7. d cwilson says

    Yeah, it’s boilerplate insane Geller babble, but the spelling is so garbled that I think Ed is right. She, or whatever intern types up her insanity for the web, was hammered at the time.

  8. Tualha says

    Gotta love the “They are out of control” bit. Yeaaaaahhhh, she’s the picture of control.

  9. Mr Ed says

    Ah guys I think if you read all the way to the bottom of the post you’ll see an explanation of the misspellings and what not.

    Submitted via my rotary phone

  10. Stevarious says

    Twenty years of the Chroncrite legacy and we ahve gonthat much further of the deep end.

    *habve gont hat
    *hhave gonet hta
    *haev gon ethat
    *fuckit

  11. Ouabache says

    Oh man, I desparately want someone to do a Dramatic Reading of this on Youtube. And I demand that that person be Patton Oswalt. And he must drink a whole fifth of whisky beforehand.

  12. Doug Little says

    If mardcore isn’t a music genre, it should be.

    mardcore = Melodic Hardcore??

  13. says

    How else culd an unqualfied, bitter Ameria hater hold the eat in the Obama office.

    Well, I think that’s the question on everybody’s lips right now.

  14. says

    Either someone hacked her account or she forgot to take her meds… either way, I can’t tell much difference from her normal ravings except she didn’t use a spell checker this time.

  15. eidolon says

    Home row is your friend.

    That does not account for the rampant just plain nut case rant, however.

  16. jimmiraybob says

    …the Chroncrite legacy…

    From now on whenever I hear someone say “Fucking Obama” I will retort with “Chroncrite legacy” and then laugh the maniacal laugh that shows that I know the deep secrets.

  17. sunsangnim says

    From the title, I was guessing that Uri went on a drunken spoon-bending spree. But this is probably just as entertaining.

  18. DaveL says

    I suspect her fevered mind has conflated Dan Rather with Mike Wallace.

    Well, at least she isn’t calling him Kenneth.

  19. some bastard on the net says

    How else culd an unqualfied, bitter Ameria hater hold the eat in the Obama office.

    Indeed, only professional and qualified catering services should hold eats in the Obama office (whatever that’s supposed to be)!

  20. says

    This is really weird. I type without looking at the screen a lot, but other than transposing the letters in “the” a lot, I’m almost always aware when my fingers hit the wrong keys. It actually increases my concentration. This–is a complete mess. Which explains a lot about this loon.

  21. says

    long venerated trusted newsmen We trusted those powerful subversive like Walter Cronkite, Dan Wallace, etc, These men with enormous power weilded it, abused it, and disseminated

    It’s difficult to tell if she’s truly criticizing or if this is just part of sexual role-playing game.

  22. says

    Pammy Pammy Bo Bammy Bananafanafo Fammy Feefimo Mammy, Pammy!

    You wanna know why her screed is like it is?

    “I’ll tell you why [Pam's screed is] not a scam, in my opinion: insane shit goes in, insane shit goes out. Never a communication. You can’t explain that.”

    And people say that Billy O’liarly serves no useful purpose./s

  23. stace says

    How else culd an unqualfied, bitter Ameria hater hold the eat in the Obama office.

    I think she meant “Amercia” there.

  24. ArtK says

    How else culd an unqualfied, bitter Ameria hater hold the eat in the Obama office.

    I think she meant “Amercia” there.

    No. She meant Acme-Ria, a little known subsidiary of the Acme Novelty Company (of Looney Tunes fame.) She’s unhappy because of the President’s embargo on joy buzzers and fake vomit (not to mention rocket-powered roller skates.)

    It’s either that or she’s unhappy because he’s hosting dinners in the White House. Or am I misinterpreting “hold the eat”? Isn’t that wingnut slang for a potluck?

  25. Rip Steakface says

    mardcore = Melodic Hardcore??

    Maybe she listened to some and went (more) stark raving mad.

    (full disclosure: I’m a huge metal snob – I’ll go back to my obscure Russian technical thrash metal now)

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