Charles Johnson spots what certainly looks to be a drunken rant from Pam Geller on her blog. It’s since been edited, but Johnson grabbed the Google cache. What else but being drunk or high would explain something this incoherent?
Decades ago we cringed when any news story of corruption and collusion broke about our long venerated trusted newsmen We trusted those powerful subversive like Walter Cronkite, Dan Wallace, etc, These men with enormous power weilded it, abused it, and disseminated one of th =e world’s great campaigns of anti0merican disiinformation and propaganda. We remember Walter Chronkite, as a grandfather figure trusted iconclast when in fact he wa a red and did the country incalculable harm.
Twenty years of the Chroncrite legacy and we ahve gonthat much further of the deep end. Media ia a propactvisit arm whose one goal – shape the news, change the ness, even live about the news to advance a collectivist, pro-sharia agandena. How else culd an unqualfied, bitter Ameria hater hold the eat in the Obama office.
They are out of control And it is only a matter of time before the Davids in the blogosphere rip their masks of civility off and unmosks the who the monsters are. And for the their flagrant violation of the public trust, they shall rot in prison.
The mardcore Hama scruops in thr US HAMAS CAIR, MSU,MSA, ICNA are doing thr Htiler stompin jig to get these conter terrorim messures removed so that devout Muslims can roam freeem to plan the next 911.
And he AP, in a crushing violnation of ‘jounalistic integrity, has filed suit aganst agaianst law enforcement to disarm the numner one greatest counter terrorism usint in the world. The DoJ is finished.Corrupt. Destroyed. House to vote on contempt charge against Eric Holder. Tehy refuse to uphold rule of law. It’s red and green madness, collectivists and Islamic supremaicts have the run of the place. Where is our society’s first most critical line of defense? The DoJ is AWOL The Department of Justice is engaging in collusion with the country’s most dangerous and subversive jihadist groups.
It goes on like this. Weird.
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bobaho
June 18, 2012 at 1:44 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
First draft?
slc1
June 18, 2012 at 1:49 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
The scary thing here is that Ms. Geller may not be drunk. She may have just gone raving bonkers.
Sadie Morrison
June 18, 2012 at 1:51 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
The author?
slc1
June 18, 2012 at 1:54 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Dan Wallace?
baal
June 18, 2012 at 1:54 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I spell like that when I type with my eyes closed for extended periods of time. I don’t think I ever lose coherence that badly though.
Let’s not discount the possibility that she didn’t need drugs or alcohol to reach an altered-mental-state / diminished capacity. Strokes or just living in bizarro-world long enough can also lead to overt dysfunction.
So true, so true. Reminds me of xmas time and it’s only July (almost)!
Bronze Dog
June 18, 2012 at 2:02 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Le sign.
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Zeno
June 18, 2012 at 2:11 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Sounds like standard Pam Geller rhetoric to me, except with a few extra misspellings. She’s stone crazy even when stone sober.
shepatw
June 18, 2012 at 2:12 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I suspect her fevered mind has conflated Dan Rather with Mike Wallace.
leni
June 18, 2012 at 2:26 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Maybe she’s diabetic? And drunk?
d cwilson
June 18, 2012 at 2:27 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Yeah, it’s boilerplate insane Geller babble, but the spelling is so garbled that I think Ed is right. She, or whatever intern types up her insanity for the web, was hammered at the time.
Tualha
June 18, 2012 at 2:31 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Gotta love the “They are out of control” bit. Yeaaaaahhhh, she’s the picture of control.
dougalder
June 18, 2012 at 2:33 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
in vino vertitas – she’s really letting it all hang out :)
Mr Ed
June 18, 2012 at 2:42 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Ah guys I think if you read all the way to the bottom of the post you’ll see an explanation of the misspellings and what not.
aaronbaker
June 18, 2012 at 2:44 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Um, the fact that it was uttered by Pam Geller?
Stevarious
June 18, 2012 at 2:45 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
*habve gont hat
*hhave gonet hta
*haev gon ethat
*fuckit
Moggie
June 18, 2012 at 2:58 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
If mardcore isn’t a music genre, it should be.
Didaktylos
June 18, 2012 at 2:58 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Batshit crazy
Ouabache
June 18, 2012 at 3:03 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Oh man, I desparately want someone to do a Dramatic Reading of this on Youtube. And I demand that that person be Patton Oswalt. And he must drink a whole fifth of whisky beforehand.
lofgren
June 18, 2012 at 3:05 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
mardcore scruops is one of my favorite bands.
Doug Little
June 18, 2012 at 3:18 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
mardcore = Melodic Hardcore??
feralboy12
June 18, 2012 at 3:25 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Well, I think that’s the question on everybody’s lips right now.
Brett McCoy
June 18, 2012 at 3:26 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Either someone hacked her account or she forgot to take her meds… either way, I can’t tell much difference from her normal ravings except she didn’t use a spell checker this time.
Tualha
June 18, 2012 at 3:34 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
“Mardcore” gets 775,000 hits on Google.
Crudely Wrott
June 18, 2012 at 5:12 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Please, Unca Walt! Say it ain’t so!
eidolon
June 18, 2012 at 7:11 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Home row is your friend.
That does not account for the rampant just plain nut case rant, however.
podkayne
June 18, 2012 at 7:39 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
…the fuck?
jimmiraybob
June 18, 2012 at 8:22 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
…the Chroncrite legacy…
From now on whenever I hear someone say “Fucking Obama” I will retort with “Chroncrite legacy” and then laugh the maniacal laugh that shows that I know the deep secrets.
sunsangnim
June 18, 2012 at 9:28 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
From the title, I was guessing that Uri went on a drunken spoon-bending spree. But this is probably just as entertaining.
DaveL
June 18, 2012 at 9:45 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Well, at least she isn’t calling him Kenneth.
some bastard on the net
June 18, 2012 at 9:46 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Indeed, only professional and qualified catering services should hold eats in the Obama office (whatever that’s supposed to be)!
cycleninja
June 18, 2012 at 11:48 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
This is really weird. I type without looking at the screen a lot, but other than transposing the letters in “the” a lot, I’m almost always aware when my fingers hit the wrong keys. It actually increases my concentration. This–is a complete mess. Which explains a lot about this loon.
tainthammer
June 19, 2012 at 12:08 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Thank you, Mr Ed (@13), for making me laugh out loud.
Dr X
June 19, 2012 at 12:31 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
It’s difficult to tell if she’s truly criticizing or if this is just part of sexual role-playing game.
democommie
June 19, 2012 at 9:10 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Pammy Pammy Bo Bammy Bananafanafo Fammy Feefimo Mammy, Pammy!
You wanna know why her screed is like it is?
“I’ll tell you why [Pam's screed is] not a scam, in my opinion: insane shit goes in, insane shit goes out. Never a communication. You can’t explain that.”
And people say that Billy O’liarly serves no useful purpose./s
stace
June 19, 2012 at 12:14 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I think she meant “Amercia” there.
ArtK
June 19, 2012 at 6:15 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
No. She meant Acme-Ria, a little known subsidiary of the Acme Novelty Company (of Looney Tunes fame.) She’s unhappy because of the President’s embargo on joy buzzers and fake vomit (not to mention rocket-powered roller skates.)
It’s either that or she’s unhappy because he’s hosting dinners in the White House. Or am I misinterpreting “hold the eat”? Isn’t that wingnut slang for a potluck?
Rip Steakface
June 19, 2012 at 9:43 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Maybe she listened to some and went (more) stark raving mad.
(full disclosure: I’m a huge metal snob – I’ll go back to my obscure Russian technical thrash metal now)