It’s been almost two months since the last nutjob who claimed the world was ending on a certain date was proven wrong, so I think it’s about time for another, don’t you think? Mark Alexander thinks it’s going to be July 24, 2012. And true to form, he’s announcing it with lots of randomly capitalized words and religio-babble.
What I am going to share in this Book, ‘The Mystery Unlocked’ is (only what has been revealed to me) about “The Rapture of the Bride of Christ- which is called ‘A Mystery’ – in 1 Corinthians 15:51-58” the ‘I Part’ of the Lord Jesus Return. However, make no mistake, (The Lord Jesus First Coming and His Second Coming) for GOD had an ‘Appointed Time’ even before the foundations of the World. (Ecclesiastes 3:1; Psalm 98; Acts 17:30-31; Galatians 4:4; 1 Peter1:10-13).
To eagerly await Christ Return / the Second Coming of the Jesus Christ, is a ‘Command’ upon every True Believer and it is not a suggestion or an option. Today,unfortunately many Christians have a very complacent attitude to the Lord Jesus Return. The Lord God foreknew this attitude will come about in the Last Days just before the Return of Jesus Christ and in His wisdom prophesied to Prophet Ezekiel that He would put this ‘proverb to rest’ in Ezekiel 12:22-28 (which later Apostle Peter also prophesied the same in 2Peter 3:1-6).
It is in the light of this complacent attitude of many in the Church today (who are napping); the Lord Jesus fulfils His Prophecy of ‘Announcing His coming’ as He prophesied in Matthew 25:5-6. Yes it comes as the ‘Wedding Invitation’ which comes as a stumbling block to the wicked but a Rock of hope for the wise (as prophesied in Daniel 12:10 ).
Many have interpreted this ‘Wedding Parable’ in many different ways. But this Wedding Parable was Prophetic – a Mystery locked then. Its future fulfilment is only at the threshold Christ Jesus’ Return. The Book ‘The Mystery Unlocked’ brings out this Mystery in the Parable “The Date on the Prophesied Wedding Invitation”.
This Date was the Mystery in this Parable for ages past, and has been now unlocked.‘The Mystery Unlocked’ brings the good news announcing the Day, 24th July 2012 of His Return (as revealed and documented in this book, to this servant of God),of the of the WEDDING INVITATION Date,when the faithful Bride of Christ only, will be ‘Raptured / Gathered up’ at Christ Coming, into the Banquet which God holds for His Son – Jesus.
The Lord Jesus Himself prophesied, (that at the threshold of the Return of Christ) that this Wedding Invite would first go to ‘The Invited’ (the Christians) before it later goes out to others too as in Matthew 22:1-14. This Mystery had been once hidden, but now has been unlocked / revealed in God’s sovereign time like all other things in the Bible/in God’s Calendar. (Deuteronomy 29:29; Amos3:7; Mark4:11-12, 22-23; John 16:12-15).
So there ya go. I should note that July 24th is the week before I destroy JT Eberhard in a charity poker tournament in Denver, so he should be on his knees praying that this happens as a reprieve.
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baal
June 11, 2012 at 1:44 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I keep hoping the end-of-the-world profits (prophets?) are right. I’ve been dying to see what a world without the saved looks like. Or course, the rapture might have happened 1000 years ago and we are in denial.
FWIW (not much, i know) I get whiplash reading posts with all the caps, bolding, cites and other excessive variation from regular written word.
Doug Little
June 11, 2012 at 1:53 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Hey, I’m due to go to Oktoberfest in Munich in September. Dammit world destruction can just bloody well wait until after. The down payment on a hotel within walking distance of the grounds was outrageous and non-refundable.
dingojack
June 11, 2012 at 2:05 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Doug – have a couple of (post-apocalyptic*) steins for us.
Dingo
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* if it’s a post-apocalyptic beerfest does that mean only bloody Fosters/American domestic beers are available?
Bummer dude! :<
Don Quijote
June 11, 2012 at 2:06 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Doug Little;
Walking back to the hotel will be a miracle. At some point you might wish the world was ending.
shouldbeworking
June 11, 2012 at 2:07 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I think the author should have taken basic English writing course before publishing his creative fiction. Better sentence structure and grammar might have improved the readability and it’s persuasiveness.
It’s still a load of dung, mind. But it could have been higher quality dung.
raven
June 11, 2012 at 2:17 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
These Apocalypses are overrated. The last one happened 3 weeks ago.
We are all dead. My Afterlife looks a lot like my life on earth. Oh well, at least the cats came with me.
They also seem to be suffering from media oversaturation. Harold Camping raised millions of dollars being wrong three times. Weinland didn’t get a fraction of that and hardly anyone even noticed.
There is one in June, 2012 by some guy named “Jesus” in Texas, but I don’t care enough to even look it up on google.
dingojack
June 11, 2012 at 2:19 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
shouldbeworking – The Mythbuster proved one could polish poo.
Dingo
Doug Little
June 11, 2012 at 2:36 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Dingo,
Will do.
Well only beer that conforms to the Reinheitsgebot can be served so I think I’m well and truly safe from those types of “beer” if you can call them that.
Don Quijote
It’s a challenge that I’m willing to commit to. Don’t know how successful I will be, but I’m gonna try. Actually when you wake up in your hotel and you can’t remember how you got there could be caused by world destruction and recreation. All your post memories of the old world could be created intact minus the bit of time during the destruction process… or it could just be caused by the consumption of too much ethanol.
d cwilson
June 11, 2012 at 2:43 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
For anyone who gets raptured in July:
Can I have your iPad?
Trebuchet
June 11, 2012 at 2:56 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I took my sanity in my hands and clicked on the link to Alexander’s site. To my vast surprise, he’s not even asking for money!
Jeremy Shaffer
June 11, 2012 at 3:34 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
That can’t be right. July 24th is a Tuesday. It’ll be difficult to have an “End of the World” party on a Tuesday night. I wonder if Alexander can push it up to the 27th or 28th instead?
Doug Little
June 11, 2012 at 4:28 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Dammit the Michigan Brewers Guild summer beer festival is on the weekend after the world ends. Damn you Mark Alexander why do you infringe on my god given right to partake of delicious and intoxicating beverages. I demand you double check your working there must be some kind of mistake, the great one cannot be this cruel.
Zinc Avenger
June 11, 2012 at 4:37 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
@Trebuchet, #10:
Wow. I think that really might be one of the Signs of the End Times.
bahrfeldt
June 11, 2012 at 5:24 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Shouldn’t they be calculating the date based on the lunar Jewish calendar instead of the slightly modified pre-Christian Roman calendar? I mean, the month named for Julius Caesar??
vmanis1
June 11, 2012 at 8:26 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Re the blockquote from Alexander:
tmbf;dr
(too much boldface; didn’t read)
'Tis Himself
June 11, 2012 at 8:57 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Another Jesusite who selectively reads the Bible:
Aliasalpha
June 11, 2012 at 11:11 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
The 24th of next month? But there’s so much I had planned for after that! Buying Assassin’s Creed 3, Far Cry 3, Hitman Absolution… Hell there’s even new Dr Who coming!
ITS NOT ENOUGH TIME, I NEED MORE!
cafeeineaddicted
June 12, 2012 at 1:58 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Regarding the Ronald Weiland prediction, funny that:
There are two screenshots of his site, one is before May 27th,2012, and one is after.
http://imgur.com/a/BoRdS
One guess as to which is which.
tonyjiang
June 16, 2012 at 2:25 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
who was the last guy that claimed the world was ending