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Jun 09 2012

Jesus Appears In Bathroom Mold

Jesus has already appeared on toast and many other places. Now it seems he has appeared in the mold in the bathroom of a Texas family. And apparently they think he’s watching them while they shower or use the toilet — and they’re happy about that.

Chyanna Richards, who lives in the home, told KTRK-TV, Houston, she doesn’t know if it’s mold or mildew in the bathroom but said the appearance of Jesus’ image has meaning.

“Maybe it means something. Maybe look into yourself and see if you need to change something in your life,” she said.

The mold began growing in the bathroom at the Splendora home a couple months ago when Thomas George, who lives in the home, was in prison.

“He’s just watching over us to make sure nothing wrong happens or I get in trouble and go back,” George said. “It gives me inspiration just to do better.”

I’m sure that must be it.

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  1. 1
    flatlander100

    Permit me to suggest that what the mold-image is almost certainly trying to inspire the family to do, is to buy a bucket, a brush, a bottle of bleach and to clean the bathroom.

  2. 2
    MPG

    Looks more like Blackbeard to me. Even has the pirate hat and everything.

  3. 3
    Brett McCoy

    Frank Zappa

  4. 4
    frrolfe

    Zombie Jebus.

  5. 5
    Spanish Inquisitor

    Charlie Manson. I can even see the swastika on his forehead.

  6. 6
    wheatdogg

    “It gives me inspiration just to do better.”
    Message from God: Clean your bathroom, for Chris-sakes!

    Of all the dimwitted places to make a heavenly appearance. When Jesus came back to visit his disciples, post-death and all, he didn’t pop in while they were taking a leak. Though, I suppose he could have. If really wanted Chyanna and Thomas to straighten out, I can suggest other places to apparate.

  7. 7
    Moon Jaguar

    Wow. Just wow. Jesus needs to shake up His marketing department.

  8. 8
    reverendrodney

    What are the odds that some fundie offers a goodly sum to buy the shower enclosure and set it up as a roadside attraction, er, shrine. In the bible belt of course.

  9. 9
    Yellow Thursday

    I thought it looked like the Scream mask.

  10. 10
    Shell's Bells

    I remember seeing this on the local news a couple of weeks ago. The worst part was that they had a baby in the house and no one seemed the least bit concerned she was living in a house with mold.

  11. 11
    Modusoperandi

    wheatdogg “When Jesus came back to visit his disciples, post-death and all, he didn’t pop in while they were taking a leak.”
    He did. It’s in the Book of Acts [Like He Doesn't Have to Knock First].

  12. 12
    timgueguen

    Looks like one of the Doobie Brothers to me.

  13. 13
    dingojack

    Can’t wait until some other yokel discovers an image of Jesus in thier ‘skidmarks’*.
    American Splendor(a) indeed!
    Dingo
    —–
    * A smear of shit found at the back of ones underpants
    (or so I am informed) ;)

  14. 14
    Marcus Ranum

    Jesus just keeps sinking lower and lower, as fewer people believe in him. Soon, he won’t have the divine power to materialize at all.

    Recently he materialized his image on a dog’s ass:
    http://dougfolkerts.com/images/jesus.gif

  15. 15
    Marcus Ranum

    PS – that might be mohammed on the dog’s ass except that a) mohammed doesn’t like to appear in pictures and b) mohammed doesn’t like dogs. Alternatively, it’s Celine Dion. But no matter how you slice it, it’s a miraculous dog-ass!

  16. 16
    Kim

    Why I was reading you people mocking the moldy jesus, the croissant I had in the oven burnt! What does it mean?! Am I being punished??

  17. 17
    Kim

    dammit! While, not why.

  18. 18
    Aliasalpha

    The pareidolia is strong in this one…

    I can’t even see any hint of a face much less identify it as a specific face

  19. 19
    Modusoperandi

    The Mold Gods are returning! Repent! Repent!


    Aliasalpha, it’s right there. I can see it. It looks like a guy poking his finger in a hole. And there’s no way that could possibly reflect on my own psyche. None!

  20. 20
    Ichthyic

    this is a story from UPI, who’s claim to fame is:

    “100 years of journalistic excellence”

    It must have ended some time ago.

  21. 21
    dingojack

    So let’s see – Jesus can appear in the black mould on your uncleaned shower curtain anytime he wants (to watch you shower or use the toilet)*, but you have to invite him into your large muscular organ used to pump blood.
    Got it. @@
    Dingo
    —–
    * creepy zombie stalker Jesus, anyone?

  22. 22
    democommie

    Boy, I was eating breakfast while I read this thread and I didn’t notice that my rye toast was a little moldy (the kippers and vegamite I spread on it kinda covered up the moldy taste). Just now I saw JESUS melting down the wall.

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