I’m not sure how the existence of an online test to tell whether you’re possessed by a demon, especially one owned by Christian fraud Bob Larson, has escaped my attention. But this is funny stuff. Yes, for the low price of $9.95, you can find out if are demon-possessed.
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If you’re laughing right now, you’re obviously possessed by the demon of rationality. Prepare to have your laughter enhanced. Rob Tisinai decided to take the test. And he came up demon-free:
So here’s the result: I don’t have a demon. Seriously. Rob Tisinai, confirmed homosexual, gay blogger, not a Believer an any conventional sort of diety, one of the officially designated “homomafioso of Queer, Incorporated who oversee the image of Faggotry love.” And I don’t have a demon…
I answered the questions honestly and came back at “low risk for demonic oppression/possession.” I experimented a bit, and realized that to get a high-risk diagnosis, I’d have to be so effed-up that I wouldn’t be capable of clicking a mouse. I began to suspect the test is rigged to reassure people that they’re okay. Where’s the angle in that? I wondered. But if the best advertising is word-of-mouth, then you might want to let people brag: I don’t have a demon; the test told me so. I’m not sure about you. And that’s when I realized:
This test was written by a demon.
Perhaps I’m too much under the influence of slacktivist and C.S. Lewis, but I think one of the best strategies for ruining a soul and sending it to Hell would be to make a person smugly secure of their own salvation.
He’s got a point. If anyone qualifies to be called a demon, it’s Bob Larson, a con man getting rich by fleecing the stupid and the desperate. And the very first comment at Rob’s blog is hilarious too:
The only logical conclusion that I can come to in regards to your article is that you are a very good candidate for demonic possession. If you are not possessed, your writings certainly prove that you are heavily influenced by one or more diabolical spirits.
I am not taking up a for Bob Larson, I think he is as misguided as you are. Most possessed people frame the subject in a way that comes off as outside looking in and they are ususally the last to know. Many never know until they take their last breath on earth and breath their first sulfur and smoke filled breath in hel for eternity and for what? Not accepting that we are fallen souls and that Jesus Christ died so that we could live, all we have to do is accept that love and sacrifice.
You hate Christians because you have the same God “sized” hole in your soul and spirit as Christian had. The only difference is that our God sized hole is now filled with the love and assurance of our eternal relationship with our Heavenly Father in Heaven and your rejection of the loving sacrifice that Jesus gave for you as well has filled with anxiety, hopelessness and hate. You can throw all that you want to into that hole and no matter what you do there is absolutely nothing that can fill that void but the indwelling of the Holy Spirit of the Living God Jehovah. God designed us Himself with that hole to draw us to Him. We are all drawn at some point in our lives. If you do not choose Him then you reject Him. It is as simple as that. I will pray for you, it is not too late.
To which Rob replied, “Thanks for the comment JK. Have you ever considered that you’re being hateful to me when you falsely accuse me of hating Christians?” I would have replied a bit differently. I would have asked, “Have you considered that you’re a first class fucking moron?”