My old Science Blogs colleague Jason Rosenhouse wrote about Obama’s half-hearted embrace of marriage equality and got himself a very funny troll named Rob. His first comment was so predictably stupid that I kind of assumed he was joking. He wasn’t.
I have never really understood the whole gay so called marriage thing. Then again this goes back to evolution versus creationism:
God created Adam and Adam was lonely because he saw all of the beasts of the field (including dinosaurs) that God had made but there was no other like him. God then made a companion for Adam which was another man called Steve. No. That can’t be right. How would Adam and Steve follow the commands of God to “be fruitful and multiply” (not be selfish and murder our unborn child) if there was no woman?
So, here is how it all went down: God created Adam and Adam was lonely because he saw all of the beasts (including dinosaurs) that God had made but there was no other like him. God then made a companion for Adam which was a WOMAN.
I guess that about raps that argument up for eternity.
If you really wish to know the thoughtsof God on gay marriage read Genesis chapters 18 and 19. Then ask yourself if that is the destiney you really want for your children. That should sum up whose side you are on.
That reads exactly like it would read if someone were parodying a wingnut. But this guy isn’t pretending. He has his own blog called Issues that Matter: America’s Moral Battleground. And there’s some seriously funny stuff there. Like did you know Christians are going to be thrown into concentration camps soon?
Perhaps before long will on the conservative side,we may end up in internment camps to be re-educated. Defy them and everything they stand for. Oppose them as if satan himself was grasping your very soul and sending it into the flames. Hold on to what you believe, fight for what you have, and never surrender to enemy forces of evil. You may be tortured, imprisoned, or even killed, but in the end when the day of resurrection comes you will stand strong for eternity while the enemy burns for eternity. In the end we win for eternity. Let the New World Order have their petty control and their pathetic attempt at destroying freedom. Those who side with God will stand strong in the end when they are crushed and eternally punished for their crimes.
And then there’s this:
As for the citizens of North Carolina, you deserve a reward for doing the right thing and sending the forces of evil a message that you will stand strong against tyranny for as long as they can dish it out. Now, if we could just defund the UN, defund the EPA, vote Ron Paul for president, makes creationism a class by itself at school and get rid of evolution’s lie. And return to the gold standard we would be a better country.
Oh, and he’s an anti-vaxxer too. And a “UFOlogist” who is seeking corporate funding for a “research project.” But he isn’t completely gone. He still says David Icke’s reptilian ramblings are “far-fetched.” If you’re a fan of the crazy, this guy is a jedi master.