Someone emailed me a link to a Youtube clip of a guy named Neal Horsley, who is apparently running for governor in Georgia, singing a song called Anal Intercourse and Fellatio. I apologize for any damage to your ears from listening to this guy, who has a horrible voice.
Horsley is quite a nut. He was the guy behind the Nuremberg Files, the infamous website that published the home addresses of abortion clinic doctors. He was also arrested for allegedly threatening the life of Elton John, protesting outside what he thought was John’s house with a sign saying “Elton John must die.”
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The Lorax
May 15, 2012 at 2:15 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Wacko does silly thing! Film at 11!
loren
May 15, 2012 at 2:22 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
“who is apparently running for governor in Georgia”
In 2010. Georgia’s gubernatorial elections are in off-years, and the next one’s not until 2014.
And just for kicks, I looked up his vote total from 2010. Horsley got a whopping 48 votes statewide, out of 2.5 million cast.
leftwingfox
May 15, 2012 at 2:28 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
That’s not the funny part.
The funny part is that this is the same man who personally admitted on Alan Colmes Radio show to fucking a mule.
footface
May 15, 2012 at 2:37 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
A MALE mule?!
Alverant
May 15, 2012 at 2:41 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
No a FEmale mule. What kind of pervert do you think he is? ;)
sosw
May 15, 2012 at 2:43 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
This is also relevant considering the recent “interesting factoid” thread.
Not quite sure since it was quite some time ago, but I vaguely remember him saying or implying that his first sexual experiences were with animals, so if his views on sex are a bit twisted…
Hercules Grytpype-Thynne
May 15, 2012 at 2:47 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
To be fair, sex with a mule may not have been much of a stretch for him. Judging by his voice, he seems to have some equid ancestry.
mikedoughney
May 15, 2012 at 3:06 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
The reason for Horsley’s alleged campaign for governor is the same as the reason why Randall Terry, perennial fellow anti-abortion wingnut, is allegedly running for President: it enables them to buy TV and radio time without fear of having their ads edited, as the FCC requires all candidate (but not necessarily issue) advertising to be run unedited. Thus, they can pay to run ads full of their magic pictures of bloody fetal bits to their heart’s content.
eric
May 15, 2012 at 3:09 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I think John Stewart covered this guy back when he ran in 2010, just after he publicly admitted to his, er, relationship. There should be Daily Show clips on this, if Ed or anyone else is interested.
bybelknap
May 15, 2012 at 3:22 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Guy named Horsely fucked a mule? Lies. Damnable lies!
wholething
May 15, 2012 at 3:29 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I had some questions about the mule deal, like was he on the top or the bottom, missionary position, anal intercourse or fellatio, but decided I didn’t want to know. But since you put the question in my head I thought I would return the favor.
Ellie
May 15, 2012 at 3:55 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
He’s also had sex with a watermelon, but it’s all OK. He never treated any of it as if it weren’t a sin.
slc1
May 15, 2012 at 4:01 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Unfortunately, having sex with animals is not totally uncommon for boys raised on farms.
KG
May 15, 2012 at 4:02 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
But surely, mules are sterile; and we know, from no less an authority than the Pope, that sex without the possibility of conception makes the Baby Jesus cry!
dave
May 15, 2012 at 4:05 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I misread that as, “He never treated any of it as if it weren’t kin.”
leni
May 15, 2012 at 4:28 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I’m still stuck on the Elton John thing. That’s actually more weird than the mule thing.
'Tis Himself
May 15, 2012 at 5:03 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I don’t understand the Elton John thing either, unless Horsely is upset because John can actually sing on key, something Horsely has trouble with.
fredricmartin
May 15, 2012 at 5:27 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
@slc1
I was raised on a farm and my first sexual encounter was certainly not with an animal. I won’t tolerate that kind of slander. It was with my cousin, asshole.
F
May 15, 2012 at 5:37 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
fredricmartin
You have any screen-wipes to go with that?
teawithbertrand
May 15, 2012 at 6:51 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I only made it through about 90 seconds of that thing. Life’s too short.
dan4
May 15, 2012 at 7:10 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I’ve never really understood why so many people go into such a mouth-frothing tizzy over non-vaginal-penetration sex acts? I swear, insert the words “murder” or “rape” in place of “sodomy” or “fellatio” in some of their rhetoric, and it wouldn’t change the logic or tone of the sentences in the slightest.
Trebuchet
May 15, 2012 at 7:31 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Spermatoza! Oh, my. I was figuring for a while he was figuring girl-on-girl was totally ok and hot but he did have a pic of two female sailors kissing.
Teawithbertrand: You need to get it up to about 2:30 for the Monty Python clip!
marywolf
May 15, 2012 at 9:41 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Right from the Horsely’s mouth: http://www.examiner.com/article/georgia-candidate-for-governor-says-sex-with-mules-watermelon-behind-him
Pierce R. Butler
May 15, 2012 at 10:42 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
marywolf @ # 23: …sex-with-mules-watermelon-behind-him…
Certain headline writers go much too far beyond the call of duty.
Phillip IV
May 16, 2012 at 5:43 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
But he sings it all wrong – that’s a song that should be crooned lightly into somebody’s ear in candlelight, not belted out like that. But then, if his experiences are centered on mules he’s probably accustomed to making his advances in a less subtle manner.
jayarrrr
May 16, 2012 at 8:02 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I would have added a line “These are a few of my favourite things… Anal Intercourse, Fornication, and Fellatio…”
Moggie
May 16, 2012 at 8:06 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
You’ve got him all wrong. He just couldn’t spell “eventually”, so he left that out.
stace
May 16, 2012 at 8:09 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Your cousin’s name is “asshole”? What mean parents he/she must have had.
Moggie
May 16, 2012 at 8:32 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Family name. He was surrounded by Assholes.
democommie
May 16, 2012 at 12:40 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Horaley having sex with a mule (which most likely was in restraints) might not be prosecutable under any bestiality laws in Jawjuh, but I’m thinking animal cruelty is applicable.
dingojack
June 3, 2012 at 10:07 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Thank-you funny pics for linking to this thread. It allowed to re-read stace and Moggie’s replies (#28 & #29) to fredricmartin (#18)*. :D
Barkeep, a huge, cold frothing pitcher of intertoobs each for stace & Moggie,
on me.
Dingo
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* What’s that? Could it be a banjo pickin’ out some Bluegrass?
funny pics
June 3, 2012 at 9:49 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
funny pics…
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