Since the autopsy showed that Andrew Breitbart died of heart failure, thus robbing them of the predictable “Obama had him killed” position they had been helping to promote, the Worldnutdaily has a new story, full of dark implications, to tell: One of the techs at the coroner’s office has now died. And that must mean … well, something. And they’ll leave it to their paranoid and irrational readers to make the leap:
Medical examiners in Los Angeles are investigating the possible poisoning death of one of their own officials who may have worked on the case of Andrew Breitbart, the conservative firebrand who died March 1, the same day Sheriff Joe Arpaio announced probable cause for forgery in President Obama’s birth certificate.
Michael Cormier, a respected forensic technician for the Los Angeles County Coroner died under suspicious circumstances at his North Hollywood home April 20, the same day Breitbart’s cause of death was finally made public.
“There are mysterious circumstances surrounding his death,” said Elizabeth Espinosa, a news reporter for KTLA-TV. “We’re told detectives are looking into the possibility that he was poisoned by arsenic.”
ZOMG! Someone who might have worked on the autopsy of Breitbart might have died from poisoning. I bet Obama is behind the whole thing, clearly seeking revenge on those who might have shown that he had nothing to do with Breitbart’s death. It’s a conspiracy wrapped in a nefarious plot, or as Otto called it, an XK Red 27 technique.
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d cwilson
May 3, 2012 at 10:45 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
So, Breitbart was killed because Jim Arpaio found “probably cause” that Obama’s BC was forged?
Sounds like Obama’s aim is as bad as gawd’s.
Bronze Dog
May 3, 2012 at 10:47 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Whenever anyone with a vague relation to a conspiracy dies, it’s “under mysterious circumstances.”
Stevarious
May 3, 2012 at 10:52 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
It’s a conspiracy, wrapped in a nefarious plot, after having showered in intrigue, and is now being vigorously toweled off by a crappy metaphor.
Ing: I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream So I Comment Instead
May 3, 2012 at 10:52 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Wouldn’t it be funny (in a Kafka way) if a President literally did semi-obvious clearly suspicious assassinations of basically random people; just so his enemies would start spouting insane conspiracy theories that discredit themselves?
Randomfactor
May 3, 2012 at 10:53 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Bronze Dog is obviously part of the coverup now…his mailman’s sister is in grave danger.
rjmx
May 3, 2012 at 10:54 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Nah. More likely someone at WND or breitbart.com got him for not coming up with the “right” answer.
schism
May 3, 2012 at 10:54 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I think it’s obvious what’s really going on here. Obama is…the Grim Reaper!!1! Think about it, how many people have died since he took the Presidency? Thousands! Tens, maybe hundreds of thousands! Does that sound like a coincidence to you?!
doktorzoom
May 3, 2012 at 11:12 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I don’t know about that–I’M PRETTY SURE HE DOESN’T TALK IN ALL CAPS, WHICH IS THE STANDARD, YOU KNOW.
StevoR
May 3, 2012 at 11:13 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Are the republicans really *still* flogging the skeletal remains of that particular dead horse? Yeesh!
Let it go, guys.
michaelgaribaldi
May 3, 2012 at 11:17 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Breibart was an undercover agent from 50 years hence. He was sent back by the people of that time who live in the bleak, hellscape that Obama’s socialist policies would bring about in order to stop Obama’s reelection, and thus change the future. Since Obama is in psychic contact with his other selves across all points in the timeline, Obama was aware of Breibart’s mission. That is why he had to die.
dingojack
May 3, 2012 at 11:31 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Ed – sure it’s not an XK-140 conspiracy? Like letting your girlfriend pay the bill ’cause you mysteriously left your wallet at home, while you go and warm up the JAAAG!
:) Dingo
alanb
May 3, 2012 at 11:44 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
From the LA Weekly
And, of course, the conspiracy nuts show up in the comments to explain why none of this matters.
Chiroptera
May 3, 2012 at 12:15 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
alanb, quoting the LA Weekly, #12: Cormier apparently ran a small autopsy business out of his home….
What?
Modusoperandi
May 3, 2012 at 12:24 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Arsenic? That’s a bit olde timey for pois… Oh. My. God. An assassin from the distant past has, using The Obama Family Time Machine, come forward in time!
jba55
May 3, 2012 at 12:29 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
@alanb: I wonder if a comment with a link to that article would get greenlit over at WND…
@Chiroptera: I am also confused and the article didn’t seem to elaborate.
@Modusoperandi: I think you’ve hit on it, I mean it’s the only reasonable explanation, amirite?
dingojack
May 3, 2012 at 12:32 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Wait now- the author of The Chocolate War and I Am the Chesse also ran a autospy business out of his home?*
No wait…
Silly Dingo
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* That must have been a real converstation starter with potential sexual partners.
(Also shades of Alan Turing)!
One Brow
May 3, 2012 at 12:59 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I always thought Mr. Manfredjinsinjin made a lot of sense.
EricJ
May 3, 2012 at 1:48 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Why is Victoria Jackson still alive? Surely she must on the top of Obama’s hit list.
Skip White
May 3, 2012 at 3:16 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Don’t worry folks. As soon as Arpaio gets ahold of the long-form autopsy report, he’ll bust this case wide-open.
dan4
May 3, 2012 at 9:21 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
from the article: “…who MAY HAVE worked on the case of Andrew Breitbart,…” (my emphasis).
The actual title of the article: “Breitbart’s Coroner Poisoned to Death?” LOL!