Wow. If you thought Andrew Schlafly’s Conservapedia couldn’t get any more idiotic, I present to you this article, where they try to claim that the “new atheist leaders” — Dawkins, Hitchens, Harris, Dennett and PZ — are too fat. And that’s bad, because Christians are skinny and healthy. Go read it, then point and laugh. Then if you really want a guffaw, you can read their explanation for why the theory of relativity is wrong.