The coroner’s report on Andrew Breitbart found that he died of heart failure. I wonder how Obama managed to cause that. And obviously, the coroner is in on the coverup. I demand to see his birth certificate immediately. I bet the Illuminati are behind the whole thing.
Apr 24 2012
Obama Causes Heart Failure
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LightningRose
April 24, 2012 at 12:13 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
The reich-wing-nuts should take this as a warning.
Obama knows how to make their deaths look like a heart attack.
richardelguru
April 24, 2012 at 12:18 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
He can cause heart failure?
Most of the right-wing should be safe then.
d cwilson
April 24, 2012 at 12:19 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Who know Breitbart had a heart to fail?
Brownian
April 24, 2012 at 12:21 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I’m sure that, like all conspiracy theorists, they know that the conspirators have the power to silence everybody but people with websites and loudmouths in bars.
So, they’re safe while being in grave danger.
d cwilson
April 24, 2012 at 12:23 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
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GRRR.
Who knew Breitbart had a heart to fail?
That alone is proof of a coverup. If the coroner said the Tin Woodsmen died of heart failure, you’d be suspicious, right?
TCC
April 24, 2012 at 12:26 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
He’s obviously very powerful. I mean, look at what he did to Dick Cheney!
Michael Heath
April 24, 2012 at 12:32 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Nah, this wasn’t Obama’s doing. God killed Breitbart for not being conservative enough; God gave Andrew this wonderful opportunity to spread His Word and Breitbart was too much of a sissy boy to git ‘er done.
unbound
April 24, 2012 at 12:32 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Obama no longer needs the weirding module…
Bronze Dog
April 24, 2012 at 12:32 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Deathnote
How to use it
1. The human whose name is written in this notebook will die.
2. The writer must have the victim’s face in his mind, therefore humans sharing the same name will not die.
3. The cause of death must be written within 40 seconds of writing the name, otherwise the victim will simply die of a heart attack.
christophburschka
April 24, 2012 at 12:35 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Where’s the long-form death certificate?
Bronze Dog
April 24, 2012 at 12:46 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Okay, you win my internets for today.
tommykey
April 24, 2012 at 12:47 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I say Breitbart was killed by Anthony Weiner’s vengeful penis.
Area Man
April 24, 2012 at 12:48 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
There’s no way Breitbart could have had heart problems. He spent each day being extremely angry, yelling at people, and wallowing in bottomless resentment. Isn’t that kind of exercise supposed to be good for your heart?
slc1
April 24, 2012 at 12:51 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I bet the Illuminati are behind the whole thing.
Nah, it was the Bilderbergers.
Gregory in Seattle
April 24, 2012 at 12:53 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Almost certainly, the Illuminati were behind this. But which faction? I’m inclined to say either the Adepts of Hermes: Shangri-La really isn’t into attacks to kill, and the Society of Assasins and Servants of Cthlulhu would have been much less subtle. It is known that Breitbart was a puppet of The Network.
(Pulls out a blank card and begins to design a heart-attack ray….)
Gregory in Seattle
April 24, 2012 at 12:54 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Oops, I meant to say either Adepts of Hermes or the Bavarian Illuminati.
chriswalker
April 24, 2012 at 1:00 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
No, no, the death was ruled heart failure. Or it was “apparent heart failure”. Have you learned nothing from the Clinton Death List?
jba55
April 24, 2012 at 1:02 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
“Obama Causes Heart Failure”
I’m not sure I can believe that. I mean sure, he’s a good looking guy, but he’s not…
…
wait for it…
drop dead gorgeous! Eh? Eh?
/hides from vengeful mob
Modusoperandi
April 24, 2012 at 1:34 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
unbound “Obama no longer needs the weirding module…”
Now you’re just being ridiculous. That’s fiction. Conspiracies are real life!
jnorris
April 24, 2012 at 4:48 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Not just the Illuminati but the Trilateral Commission and the Club of Rome!
cottonnero
April 24, 2012 at 4:51 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
It was Wile E. Coyote-style heart failure. Breitbart had no heart, but didn’t die from heart failure until he realized it. Much like gravity only kicked in for the Coyote when he noticed that he was no longer standing on the cliff edge.
slc1
April 24, 2012 at 5:32 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Re jnorris @ #20
Let’s not forget the Masons and the Council on Foreign Relations.
dan4
April 24, 2012 at 9:37 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
@23: Oh, wonderful. Let the kooks come out. (From the link): “Why then was Breitbart’s skin bright red?” Because Andy was always angry and yelling at people, perhaps?
llewelly
April 25, 2012 at 12:43 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
HAARP: Heart Attack Anti-Republican Program
dingojack
April 25, 2012 at 1:22 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
“Obama Causes Heart Failure“.
The Surgeon General reports cutting back to one serving of Obama a week reduces the chance of congestive heart failure by over 25%.
:) Dingo
baal
April 25, 2012 at 10:50 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
If he’s done with it, I’d like a turn.
[tinfoil hat]
The Rosicrucians direct the Illuminati. Never forget that.
[/tinfoil hat]
caseloweraz
April 25, 2012 at 1:55 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
“I wonder how Obama managed to cause that.”
It must be one of those Kenyan tribal secrets — like pointing the bone.
Uncle Glenny
April 26, 2012 at 8:02 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
As was said, carbon monoxide does this (it binds to the hemoglobin instead of oxygen). Smoking is enough to fool hospital colorimeter-style oxygen saturation meters.
Was Breitbart a smoker?
Andrew Breitbart’s autopsy intentionaly falsified to ignore red skin for poison, not blue to indicate heart attack, some say. | TrenchPress
April 24, 2012 at 8:03 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
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