This is hilarious. One of the Virginia Republican legislators who supported the mandatory trans-vaginal ultrasound bill told his fellow delegates that his wife had refused to have sex with him because of that. And the level of detail he offered is hilarious. This is how Republican husbands try to get their wives to have sex:
“Boy’s in bed, wife’s here, TV, poured some red wine,” Albo said of how he began the night.
Albo then attempted to play some “mood music” for his fellow lawmakers to help explain how he tried to entice his wife. House members were laughing as Albo received assistance from another lawmaker in putting on the music.
The next step in his seduction plan: He went to turn on the Redskins Channel to help put his wife in the mood for love. Apparently, his wife loves the Washington football team.
On the way to his Redskins seduction, Albo found a news channel that mentioned his name in the context of the ultrasound bill. On Rachel Maddow’s show on MSNBC, Englin was discussing the ultrasound bill.
Unfortunately for Albo, he and his wife stopped to watch the show — and his warm bed turned into a cold shower.
“The show’s over, and she looks at me and says, ‘I have to go to bed,'” Albo recounted to further laughter.
I’m guessing that “mood music” was a Lee Greenwood song. The rest of us would use Marvin Gaye.