Newt and Mitt: Irony Sharpens Irony

Watching Newt and Mitt try to out-hypocrite one another over being career politicians is hilarious. Mitt hypocritically says he’s not a career politician and Newt correctly points out that the only reason he isn’t one is because he has lost elections along the way. And then Newt tells Mitt to “drop the pious baloney.”

Two things come to mind. First of all, “dropping the pious baloney” sounds like a perfect euphemism for “family values” politicians getting caught putting their penii where they don’t belong — yes, I’m looking at you, Newt. And David Vitter. And Ed Schrock. And Mark Foley. And John Ensign. And Mark Sanford. And Larry Craig. And about a thousand others.

Second, Newt Gingrich is saying this? The guy who has been criticizing other candidates for negative ads about him when he is the undisputed champion of negative advertising? Talk about pious baloney!

17 comments on this post.
  1. Didaktylos:

    So this comes under the heading: “Dear Pot: thank-you for your insightful comments. Your very good friend, Kettle.”?

  2. Michael Heath:

    Ed writes:

    The guy [Newt Gingrich] who has been criticizing other candidates for negative ads about him when he is the undisputed champion of negative advertising?

    I’d argue that Newt Gingrich really distinguishes himself in a different way given negative ads are almost as old as dirt (assuming you’re a YEC). Mr. Gingrich was the architect of getting his caucus members to exploit their bully pulpit in the media and throw rhetorical bombs themselves. He’s like the Beatles of bomb-throwers. Some came before, but he created the predominant style and niche industry.

  3. John Hinkle:

    The Pious Baloney would be a great name for a Christian rock band.

  4. Marcus Ranum:

    dropping the pious baloney

    Isn’t that what got Anthony Weiner in so much trouble?

  5. nescio:

    Oh, Ed, I thought you were better than this.

    The plural of “penis” is “penises.” “Penii” and “peni” are not words, please don’t use them.

    Thank you.

  6. Pierce R. Butler:

    Foley & Sanford don’t belong in such a list, in that their scandals came only from failed attempts to put their pious baloney in inappropriate buns.

  7. Pierce R. Butler:

    Oops – in # 6, that should read “Foley & Craig don’t belong…”

  8. richardelguru:

    Isn’t the Lat. plural ‘pene’
    (Latin is a looooong while ago, and we didn’t tend to decline our penises in school—well not too often.)

    Even as a humorous usage it’s a bit too common as a pretentious error to be successful, so you are safer going the English route.

    Now ‘octopodes’ and ‘platypodes’ are are in a different category altogether…

  9. nescio:

    The Latin nominative plural is penes. 3rd declension.

    Just because a Latin word ends in “S” doesn’t mean the plural ends in “I.”

  10. richardelguru:

    Sodding Muphry’s law stole my ‘s’
    for ‘pene’ read ‘penes’ throughout.

  11. nescio:

    I think chopping the “s” off of “penes” counts as a multiple circumcision.

  12. richardelguru:

    Ouch!
    That hurt!
    :-)

  13. exdrone:

    Personally, I prefer self-righteous summer sausage, but the pious bologna is good if you fry it up with some chopped onions. As Homer would say, “Hm-m-m, pious bologna. It’s scrumpti-monius.”

    (Sorry, nescio. Scrumpti-monius is not a word. I’ll stop using it immediately.)

  14. dingojack:

    richardelguru – “Now ‘octopodes’ and ‘platypodes’ are are in a different category altogether…”

    Uh, yes – GREEK.

    :) Dingo
    ——–
    CASCA: “… but, for mine own
    part, it was Greek to me.” – JULIUS CEASAR. Act 1, Scene 2.

  15. dingojack:

    Surely the issue is the nomlative and accusative plurals of ‘Πέος’.
    Dingo
    —–
    PS The ablatitive is ‘peni’

  16. Dr X:

    Speaking of pious baloney, Newt Gingrich on gay marriage:

    The sacrament of marriage was based on a man and woman, has been for 3,000 years. It’s at the core of our civilization. And it’s something worth protecting and upholding. And I think protecting and upholding that doesn’t mean you have to go out and make life miserable for others, but it does mean you make a distinction between a historic sacrament of enormous importance in our civilization and simply deciding it applies everywhere and it’s just a civil right.

    So many things wrong with that, I hardly know where to begin.

  17. nescio:

    exdrone-

    I don’t mind made-up words or neologisms. I just have a pet peeve against using pseudo-Latin plurals, especially incorrectly. “Penii” is just totally wrong.

    I do hate one recent neologism, “ginormous.” I’ve never been able to discern its popularity. I fail to see the use of combining two words that mean the same thing (“giant” and “enormous”) into another word that also means the same thing. Unfortunately I heard it got into the OED anyway.

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