Archive for December, 2011

White Chicken Chili Recipe

A couple friends on Facebook requested my recipe for white chicken tomatillo chili, so here it is. I completely improvised this the first time and I don’t really measure things, but this is pretty close. Here are the basic ingredients: chicken breast, tomatilloes, cilantro, garlic, chili peppers, red onion, and a mix of beans. Read more

Pastor Explains the Proper Role of Women

I have no idea who this preacher is, but this is about equal parts amusing and sad to watch. My favorite part is when he says that a man shouldn’t get their theology from a woman because the Bible was written by men. And he’s right, men wrote it. That’s why there’s so much nonsense in it. Read more

Victoria Jackson Cracks the Case

Victoria Jackson draws on her vast experience and knowledge to inform people that the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated our government at the highest levels. Her evidence of this: The government actually listens to some Muslim people when trying to deal with a threat from other Muslim people. Read more

Newt’s Pointless Campaign

With Newt Gingrich’s recent surge in the polls, already flagging, a lot of people began to wonder whether he could actually win the nomination. But in reality he was just the latest not-Romney to get his turn in the dunk tank — and quite frankly, I don’t think he ever had any intention of being a serious contender for the presidency. Read more

Pat Robertson Babbles About Time

Justin Griffith found some great video of Pat Robertson babbling incoherently about the nature of time and the universe and edited in some clips from Doctor Who for comparison. The result is quite funny. If you can find anything remotely making sense in Robertson’s ramblings, please translate for us. Read more