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Another Loony Conspiracy Theory from Tea Party Nation

Judson Phillips, head of the Tea Party Nation, continues his one-man crazy parade by promoting an article that pushes one of the craziest conspiracy theories you’ll ever hear. Did you know that Obama faked Bin Laden’s death and intentionally gave one of our drones to Iran? I didn’t either.

This incident with Iran getting one of our top secret military drones, has been puzzling me since it happened. It’s vaguely reminiscent of the alleged killing of Osama Bin Laden, with no evidence shown to the American people. ( Personally, I think he’s been dead since around 2003, have seen no evidence otherwise, and think Obama staged the incident just so he could take credit. People prove they’re alive by showing up, and he hadn’t shown up in any way, in years. ) …

But we’ve been hearing reports recently, that socialists and gangs have been infiltrating our military now. So this leaves two very disturbing possibilities left.

One, that Obama passed down direct orders through a trusted chain of command, to land this drone in Iran, possibly sparking a war with Iran, and handing over our top secret military technology to them and their Russian and Chinese allies.

Or it may have been the act of a lone traitor who was operating the drone and decided to do this act on their own.

Both are very disturbing possibilities and should be investigated, but who will do that?

At least such an investigation should be called for – demanded.

I think an investigation of this person’s insanity is more important.

Comments

  1. dingojack says

    Personally, I think he’s been dead since around 2003…
    And yet George the Lesser, Dead-eye Dick and the rest never even mentioned a peep about it when they could have been crowing from the rooftops. Yeah, that seems creditable.
    Dingo

  2. says

    Personally, I think he’s been dead since around 2003, have seen no evidence otherwise, and think Obama staged the incident just so he could take credit.

    If I were Obama and I were going to fake the death of bin Laden, I would have waited until sometime in the late summer of 2012 to do it to give a boost to my reelection.

    The raid into Pakistan on bin Laden’s compound has had negative repercussions on our relations with Pakistan, so the idea that we would risk that to stage a phony raid inside is ridiculous.

  3. says

    People prove they’re alive by showing up, and he hadn’t shown up in any way, in years.

    Unless of course we count the numerous video and audio tapes he released.

    Though I must say, it’s true he never showed up in person at a US military base in Afghanistan and said, “Hi guys, remember me? I’m still here!” Can’t imagine why he didn’t do that.

  4. says

    One, that Obama passed down direct orders through a trusted chain of command, to land this drone in Iran, possibly sparking a war with Iran, and handing over our top secret military technology to them and their Russian and Chinese allies.

    Wait, Obama wants to start a war with Iran and give them top secret military technology?

    I guess it takes talent to implicitly accuse the President of being both a warmongering imperialist and a 5th column traitor at the same time. Holding such contradictory ideas in the same head cannot be easy.

  5. arakasi says

    Oh dear. Judson Phillips’ mind is loose in the time stream again.

    Psst.. Hey Judson. It was 1986 when the president gave military technology to Iran, not 2011. Try to keep them seperate.

  6. michaelwilliams says

    People prove they’re alive by showing up, and he hadn’t shown up in any way, in years.

    The author is an atheist, then?

  7. eric says

    Abbot @4 And I think the drone defected on its own.

    That’s what The Man wants you to think. In reality, the drone could not produce the long form of its Manufacturing Certificate when asked, so Joe Arpaio had Chuck Norris kick its ass out of the country. It landed in Iran because Chuck Norris thought Iraq was too close.

  8. d cwilson says

    One, that Obama passed down direct orders through a trusted chain of command,

    And not one person in that chain of command spoke up or objected to just handing our military technology to Iran/China?

  9. Didaktylos says

    Oh come off it – if the Chinese want US military technology all they have to do to get it is to offer to manufacture it cheaper.

  10. Artor says

    How dare those eevul soshulists infiltrate our military, that taxpayer-funded public service? And we should really stop “giving” all our expensive drones to people we don’t like, or those payloads of bombs for that matter…

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