Barber: Religious Pluralism Leads to Beastiality


Terminally moronic Matt Barber lies about the military legalizing beastiality, but then he goes a step further and argues that it was made inevitable when the Air Force Academy allowed religions other than Christianity to be practiced on campus.

Now it is legal in the United States Armed Services, if this gets through the House and is signed by President Obama, bestiality will be legal in the ranks of the Armed Services. It boggles the mind.

But this is that slippery slope we’re on, so I guess we shouldn’t be surprised to find that the United States Air Force Academy recently built a shrine – a Satanic Wiccan shrine – so that Wiccans can worship at the Air Force Academy.

Once you open the door to evil, it doesn’t take long for it to fall completely apart.

Once you open the door to stupid and crazy, there simply is no limit to how idiotic a person can be.

Comments

  1. peterh says

    This puts me in mind of the cliché stating the Chinese, marching 4 abreast, would never cease passing a given point. These astonishingly witless types, in single file, seem never to cease marching past a given point.

  2. eric says

    bestiality will be legal in the ranks of the Armed Services. It boggles the mind.

    What boggles the mind is the thought of a pundit who doesn’t understand that military troops still have to obey federal, state, and local laws. AFAIK the military doesn’t have a rule against driving 200 mph through a school yard. But that’s still illegal for military personnel to do.

    the United States Air Force Academy recently built a shrine – a Satanic Wiccan shrine…

    Mr. Barber, may I suggest you get an updated version of whatever world religions textbook you’re using? Yours seems to be from the 1700s.

  3. regexp says

    It boggles the mind how wingnuts like Barber have so little respect for our military to think that the moment something is “legal” that every precious snowflake in the military will – without delay – break down and participate in that activity.

  4. matty1 says

    So.

    Allowing openly gay soldiers leads to bestiality
    Non Christian worship leads to bestiality.

    Is there anything Mr Fisher doesn’t think leads to bestiality, and more worryingly why does the subject fascinate him so much?

  5. Larry says

    How long before Matt Barber is caught in bed with Bryan Fischer?

    Its more likely Barber will be caught in bed with Mr. Ed.

  6. MikeMa says

    Barber’s fear and delusion combine nicely here.

    What is missing from his rant is the sect level bickering and fear. In the face of so much perceived evil (gays & wiccans for example), his innate hatred of other xtian sects is buried. Saying, “The gays & wiccans made me fuck a goat”, is enough to hide the rest of his hate and keep the cash rolling in from people he would like to be demonizing if the gays & wiccans were all dead or in jail where he feels they belong anyway.

  7. davidct says

    Legal or not bestiality is not at the top of my list of fun activities. You must have to be religious to understand the appeal. I wonder if the Satanic Wiccans are related to the Communist Fascist hordes that threatened past generations of wingnuts.

  8. Die Anyway says

    >”…bestiality will be legal in the ranks of the Armed Services.”

    Damn, 40 years too late.

    Die Anyway — USAF 1969-1973

  9. eric says

    I wonder if the Satanic Wiccans are related to the Communist Fascist hordes that threatened past generations of wingnuts.

    More likely they are a close relation to the CommieNazis that McBain fights in one of the Simpsons episodes. Equivalent amount of reality, equivalent threat.

  10. Jim says

    I’m not sure of Mr. Barber’s particular flavour of Christianity, but any reading from the medieval and late medieval Catholics will show that they firmly believed that anyone who wasn’t a follow of the Catholic Church must, more or less by default, be a sodomite, pederast or buggerer. Not surprised to see it in the 21st century, unfortunately.

  11. d cwilson says

    Barber, Fischer, Bachmann, everyone at WorldNutDaily. It seems like every wingnut is fired up about bestiality these days. Gotta wonder what it is about goat vaginas that they find so irresistable that they think every American soldier is ready to pounce on one at a moment’s notice.

  12. gingerbaker says

    “In related news, Neal Horsely was spotted recently outside a recruiting station.”

    LOL!!

  13. freemage says

    It’s worth noting that there’s a fair number of states lacking in animal-sex laws; usually, of course, just as with the military, there’s plenty of more broadly defined laws that allow for prosecution. In the military, there’s a ban on conduct which “would bring the service into disrepute” or somesuch; in most state laws, it’s filed under “disturbing the peace” or “public indecency”. (One reason to avoid a law talking about actual sex with animals specifically is that many farmers and zookeepers must perform manual assistance to get the breeding they’re looking for; it’s fairly tough to make a law that allows jacking off a horse [or inseminating a cow with bull sperm] but does not allow enjoying it.)

  14. Pinky says

    Here is an old saying which I just made up:

    “Those who complain the most about bestiality have the best stump trained beasts.”

    Oh, will no one think of the cows?!

  15. Azkyroth says

    How long before Matt Barber is caught in bed with Bryan Fischer?

    Its more likely Barber will be caught in bed with Mr. Ed.

    These aren’t exclusive.

  16. says

    Mr. Barber should be more careful when choosing what stories to go coo-coo-for-cocoa-puffs over. If read a certain way, this story proves that the Wiccan Goddess is more powerful than the Christian God.

    See, I happen to know for a fact* that once the Satanic Wiccan shrine was completed, the very first Satanic ritual performed by the very confused Wiccans happened to be the ancient Rite of Legal Animal Molestation. Since we can safely assume legal animal molestation would bunch the panties of a significant percentage of the Christian Gods worshipers, if not the g-strings of both Jesus and his Father,(The holy ghost on the other hand, wears a thong and would probably be down with some ghost on goat action) then obviously the Satanic Wiccan supreme being is truly the most powerful non-existent entity, even while trying to figure out when Wiccans began worshiping Satan. QED bitch!

    Barber should be thanking his lucky stars that it was a Satanic Wiccan shrine, and not a Catholic Wiccan shrine. I don’t think the Air Force is ready for legalized pedophilia.

    * The use of the word “fact” in this post is faithful to the traditional conservative Christian usage, meaning “something pulled out of one’s rectum in order to prove a point they otherwise could not substantiate.

  17. dingojack says

    Azkyroth (#18) – wait now!
    Bryan ‘adultery ought to be illegal’ Fischer isn’t exclusive? Guess he’ll have to stone himself! :D
    Dingo

  18. says

    @7

    Its more likely Barber will be caught in bed with Mr. Ed.

    Indeed, he seems to be saying that without Jesus he’d fuck animals. Why does that seem an inevitability unless there was an inclination?

  19. StevoR says

    Reminds me of this old joke :

    A man is driving along a road and accidentally runs over a rooster that has rushed onto the road. Upset, the driver goes into the farmhouse and tells the farmer what happened saying : I’m terribly sorry about your dead rooster and I’m sure keen to replace it. The farmer looks him in the eye and says “Well, if you like – the hens are in the coop there you can leave your clothes on the wire!”

    Also this just cries out for a linking to this :

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPcBI4CJc8

    song by by Garfunkel and Oates. Never has beastiality sounded more sexy and sweet!

  20. briandavis says

    (One reason to avoid a law talking about actual sex with animals specifically is that many farmers and zookeepers must perform manual assistance to get the breeding they’re looking for; it’s fairly tough to make a law that allows jacking off a horse [or inseminating a cow with bull sperm] but does not allow enjoying it.)

    So I guess bestiality is just like any other kind of sex: conservatives think it’s sinful unless it’s for the purpose of procreation.

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