Jacobs: Earthquake is a Sign From God

Add another whacko who thinks the recent earthquake was a message from god. Cindy Jacobs, one of the craziest of all the wingnuts, says she prophesied the whole thing in 1999 when the Holy Spirit told her that God would shake the earth.

I’d just like to say that Mother Nature is going to make it rain in the future. And every time it rains, it will prove me right. So you’d better all listen to me of you could lose some shingles on your house or end up with all your neighbor’s leaves in your yard. It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature. You have been warned.


  1. Ellie says

    Do these people have any idea at all how many earthquakes happen every year in this country? There are charts out there. I’ve seen them.

    And all this earth-response thing…isn’t that treading dangerously close to Gaia worship? Anthropomorphizing the Earth?

    Never mind. I do not expect sense from this person.

  2. says

    There’s some amazing North-American centrism here. A prophecy that the God will shake the Earth refers to the tiny earthquake on the East Coast and not say the massive recent one in Japan? Does that not count for some reason?

  3. Mr Ed says

    Has god started to mellow? Old testament, I shall wipe the world clean, 2011, I shall disrupt you cable service. If things keep going this way god will manifest the second coming by forcing your favorite late night comic to basic cable.

  4. says

    This is the same crazy moron who said that the bird kill in Arkansas a while back was a warning about gays. Her “reasoning”? The kill happened in Beebe, AR. AR’s then governor was named Beebe. Clinton was once governor of AR. And Clinton signed Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. There! See? Perfect logic.

  5. says

    She obviously doesn’t realize that her earthquake actually happened last summer in Germantown MD and caused a lawn chair to topple over. And it was far closer to DC than the one last week in Virginia.

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