Could It Be …. Satan!


The Peter is back and, once again, sounding remarkably like the Church Lady from SNL:

Mefferd: Here’s what I did Peter, I wrote it down and I categorized every single one of those stories. And you know what I came up with, the invasion of the gay agenda in the following categories: family; military; schools, leisure and entertainment, that was the story about those lesbians at Dollywood that we were talking about yesterday they were offended because this t-shirt that said ‘marriage is so gay’ they made them turn it inside out and now they’re fighting that; the other areas, the medical field, our tax money and most stunning the church. This is so widespread and so pervasive and I think it’s important to talk about the macro story here, what is your perspective on that?

LaBarbera: Well, first of all, sounds like you’re doing my job better than I am, congratulations! To me this is Satan’s point of attack on the United States of America, including the church. I mean, how ridiculous that, wow, it was less than seventy years ago, I think sixty, homosexuality was largely taboo.

And to be honest, it’s not difficult to imagine LaBarbera wearing that purple dress.

Comments

  1. fifthdentist says

    How exhausting it must be to live in this faux reality where there is a “good” invisible friend that one must constantly bow and scrape to and flatter with praising mind rays, all the while fighting a mental battle with a host of invisible enemies who are hell-bent on undermining the relationship with Bible-god?
    To paraphrase the great sage Bugs Bunny: You don’t have to be crazy to be a Christian, but it sure helps.

  2. Phillip IV says

    In related new, Peter LaBarbera’s organization “Americans for Truth About Homosexuality” just lost its tax-exempt status for failure to submit the required reports on funding and expenses. In the last year for which reports were submitted, the majority of funds went to LaBarbera’s own salary ($75,000 out of $110,000).

    And Dolly Parton has since apologized for the Dollyland incident referenced above – given her track record on GLBT issues, likely sincerely.

    If Satan is behind it all, it looks like he’s winning.

  3. Dennis N says

    the invasion of the gay agenda in the following categories: family; military; schools, leisure and entertainment

    I, for one, welcome our gay overlords as they push their Gay Agenda and usher in the New Gay World Order.

  4. Aquaria says

    How exhausting it must be to live in this faux reality where there is a “good” invisible friend that one must constantly bow and scrape to and flatter with praising mind rays, all the while fighting a mental battle with a host of invisible enemies who are hell-bent on undermining the relationship with Bible-god

    And also ignoring the real suffering of actual, breathing human beings in the here and now.

    That’s the thing with these christers: They don’t give a shit about anyone but their imaginary genocidal scumbag friends. They don’t even care about themselves, really.

    What a miserable failure of a life they lead…

  5. Chiroptera says

    …I came up with, the invasion of the gay agenda in the following categories….

    Ah, yes, that gay agenda. To be seen as fellow human beings and citizens who should have the same legal protections and obligations as everyone else.

  6. Aquaria says

    And you know what I came up with, the invasion of the gay Spam agenda in the following Spam categories: family; Spam, military; Spam, schools, Spam, leisure, Spam and entertainment, that was the story about those lesbians Spam at Dollywood Spam that we were talking about yesterday they were offended because this t-shirt Spam that said ‘marriage Spam is so gay’ they made them turn it inside out and now they’re fighting that; the other areas, the medical field, Spam, our tax money Spam, and most stunning the church Spam.

    It makes more sense now.

  7. raven says

    Ah, yes, that gay agenda. To be seen as fellow human beings and citizens who should have the same legal protections and obligations as everyone else.

    Gay agenda? When the gays take over, everyone will have fabulous drapes and owning a pair of stylish shoes will be considered a human right.

    AFAICT, god or satan doesn’t really care about drapes or shoes one way or another.

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