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Oct 21 2012

“The Right Kind Of Christian” Goes Voting

“The right kind of Christian” is hard to define Except that his views are exactly like mine. He believes in the bible (the parts that he’s read— While the wrong kind of Christian reads others instead) The right kind of Christian will vote as I vote She’s certain which issues are issues of note. She …

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Oct 18 2012

A Friend In Need…

Go here and read this. In case you haven’t already. I’m Cuttlefish, and I approved this message.

Sep 18 2012

Do They Never Learn? Elmhurst, Meet Cranston.

We like to tell you “character counts” In big displays, and small amounts, With that in mind, I’m proud to announce The speaker for this year This speaker stood up for your rights In one of many legal fights; She’s one of freedom’s shining lights Oh, yes—and she’s your peer. A student, just like one …

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Aug 20 2012

Because I Am An Atheist

My contribution to Crommunist’s wonderful series, “Because I am an atheist”. Because I am an atheist The world is mine to fix. No god prevents the plunderers, The hypocrites, the dicks. No god rewards the good we do Or punishes the bad; No afterlife awaits us, Just the single life we’ve had. Because I am …

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Jul 20 2012

Know Your Audience!

Know your audience! If you choose your audience well, you have no need to be funny, or informative, or rational, or coherent. Ok, maybe you all already knew that. But I’ve been teaching at Cuttlefish U., and our students are actually pretty smart, so I clearly have not chosen my audience well. And you, dear …

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Jun 29 2012


The signal came—we don’t know how— But come it did, and we said… “Wow!” A signal came—how? We don’t know But maybe… it’s a UFO…

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Jun 22 2012

Second Best Mug Ever

This one, right here. Best mug ever? This one.

Jun 08 2012

Say It Ain’t So, Click And Clack!

After 25 years on the air, Click & Clack are calling it sorta-quits. The Car Talk blog confirms, it’s time for the boys to get even lazier.

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May 31 2012

Appeals Court: DOMA Unconstitutional (Next Up, SCOTUS?)

Three judges–two Republican appointees and one Democrat appointee–have issued a narrowly defined ruling, saying that the Defense Of Marriage Act unconstitutionally deprives gay men and lesbians of the rights afforded to heterosexuals. It does not address the legality of same sex marriage at a national level, but it is a start. In celebration, a verse …

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May 26 2012

Woke Up Today…

…In Canada. How odd. But anyway, that’s part of why I am not posting a lot. Carry on.

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