You tell me you’re a Christian And I’ll take you at your word Though you’re quick to note, the bible Has some bits that are absurd. In your eyes, it’s not a science book; No reason to believe That there ever was an Eden With an Adam and an Eve And the flood is just …
Category Archive: Religion
Mar 13 2013
Habemus Papem
A cloud of white smoke; the ring of a bell; The announcement of “habemus papem” So, sadly, as far as I can tell It’s too late now to stop ‘em.
Mar 10 2013
Where Are The Honest Believers?
Where are the honest believers? The ones who know life is a shell? Who know that this life Is just struggle and strife Till we cross into heaven or hell? Where are the moaners and groaners, Condemned from the start, by The Fall? Those who don’t find it odd That, unless there’s a god, Their …
Mar 07 2013
Public Cross Chucked In Duck Pond
A cross was seen On the village green As we’re nearing the Easter season They’ve done it for years As spring appears— It’s a beautiful symbol, they reason— Though they think it’s fine There’s a civil line They have taken a few steps beyond And so, one man Took the matter in hand And he …
Feb 27 2013
Comfort: Calling All Christians!
It’s a target-rich environment, with atheists galore! So it’s onward Christian soldiers, we’ll be marching as to war! There are lots of you on Facebook, but I’m asking now for more, Cos my comment threads are being overrun. I’ve got godless by the thousands—it’s an atheist attack, Every time I post a message, there are …
Feb 26 2013
On Belief
There is a group of people (they’ll be named before too long) Who are likely to believe a thing They’ve just been shown… is wrong. They’re wrong, it seems, quite often, But in truth, it brings no shame; The errors are so commonplace We’ve given each a name! There’s type 1 and type 2 error— …
Feb 19 2013
Believing In Both God And Evolution
You believe in evolution In this modern Christian day Though your God was the Creator Evolution was His way So you see no contradiction And you tell me I am wrong When I say that God and science Really cannot get along You believe in evolution As a Christian, so you say, And that blind, …
Feb 14 2013
Snake-Handlers? In 2013?
For goodness sakes I need my snakes Or God won’t know I love Him! I have to show Or He won’t know There’s no one else above Him! I know my sect Is more correct (As well as more exciting); Among my clues, We fill the pews When rattlesnakes are biting! Though some have died …
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Mar 16 2013
God Is Pro-Choice (Just Anti-Woman)
blasphemy, Religion, social commentary
by Cuttlefish
When God created humankind And said that they were free He showed nothing’s more important than a choice. He could save us from damnation In a heartbeat, but you see, It’s important that He’s given us a voice. If eternity in torture Is acceptable to God As the risk you take for freedom while on …
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