“I pledge allegiance…” no, I don’t. A public prayer? Again, I won’t. My first amendment rights allow my protest in this case! The Pennsylvania House, this week Observed a Rep refuse to speak The chairman made an issue just to pander to his base. A Democrat refused to pray Though why she did, I cannot …
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Oct 10 2012
“Completely Wrong”
Mitt Was Completely wrong He should have known it all along So come and sing a silly song Wrong! La-la-la—Wrong! La-la-la-la-la! (oh!) Mitt Told A bunch of lies He did it lots; it’s no surprise It’s time to open up your eyes Lie! La-la-la—Lie! La-la-la-la! Mitt Is full of shit Not just a bit It …
Oct 09 2012
Malala The Mighty
How strong are the words of a young teen-aged girl To frighten the Taliban so? What cowards decide, since she’s telling the truth, That courageous Malala must go? How mighty is she, that they thought they would need An army arrayed against one? The pen, we all know, is much mightier than the sword… So …
Oct 05 2012
“Up until now, the idea of being American and believing in God were synonymous”
At the Washington Post, Sally Quinn is the most— The most wrong, most annoying, most vile Now she’s written a screed that’s offensive indeed And it’s full of the usual bile Says “belief is a must, cos in God we do trust So our coins are the ones God would favor You can see every …
Sep 25 2012
He’s Made A Little List
As someday it may happen An election we must hold I’ve got a little list It’s not a little list Of the lies and utter falsehoods That this Romney chap has told Which must not be dismissed They cannot be dismissed Sadly, I don’t have time right now to complete the Mikado list song–might have …
Sep 24 2012
Time To Fear–UnderDog Is Here!
In interviews on TV shows, In papers, or in someone’s blog The campaigns fight like no one knows, To claim the title “underdog”. One candidate’s the president And one a multi-millionaire; Some sympathy’d be heaven-sent And underdogs make people care Let’s make a play for sympathy And keep the expectations low We’re not expecting much—you …
Sep 23 2012
News Site Debates Existence Of Hell. Seriously. In 2012.
I read it just this morning (I will need to make this clear, But I had to check the calendar to verify the year) On what claims to be a news site, and a major one, I fear— They debated the reality of Hell I thought Hell was merely fiction; just a myth from long …
Sep 22 2012
God Saves Texas From … What?
“Forty Days To Save America” Had placed a conference call Cos a pastor had some news to share About his favorite pol. To hear the pastor tell it, Climatologists are irked Cos that prayer y’all made fun of? Here’s the funny thing—it worked. Perry saved the state of Texas When he prayed for rain to …
Sep 17 2012
The Room Was Full Of Wealthy Men
The room was full of wealthy men And one of them was Mitt He felt he could speak freely there, And lighten up a bit. He thought his friends would have his back; That wasn’t how it went. And now we know how Romney feels For the forty-seven percent. The poor among us always thought …
Sep 15 2012
Mitt And God
Mitt doesn’t have charisma He doesn’t have appeal He doesn’t have the common touch He doesn’t have the feel He doesn’t have the numbers But still Mitt wants the nod Instead of talking politics, It’s “God, God, God, God, God!” He’ll keep God in the public square He’ll keep God in the pledge He’ll keep …
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