The forces of spiritual darkness are strong, As they plot, and they plan, and they scheme, In support of the atheists’ ultimate plan To destroy the American Dream The atheists’ plan is: Pretend to be nice, While the world goes to Hell (or to heck) And they probably would have been able this time If …
Category Archive: Pinheads
May 22 2013
Pointing Fingers, For Fun (And Profit?)
You can blame it on the president Or blame it on the press; Its Republicans—or Democrats! That put us in this mess It’s the radical conservatives Who can’t admit defeat, Or the constant wimpy whining Of the liberal elite Yes, we’re quickly pointing fingers— Someone’s got to take the fall— And it doesn’t really matter …
May 18 2013
For The WiS2 Crowd
Wish I could be there, instead of grading seventeen stacks of stuff here. I hear there is a lot of good stuff going on, and a vocal handful trying to deny that. Anyway, I don’t have time for more, but this one from not that long ago seems all too appropriate again: There was poison …
May 05 2013
Christian Bigots Claim Oppressed Minority Status
Pity the Christians who dare to speak out— Who defer to the bible’s authority— Three-fourths of the nation, we’ve lost all our clout, And become the most hated minority In our great country’s past—in our halcyon days— When our Christian beliefs were shown deference, Why, we Christians could say what we like about gays, And …
Mar 14 2013
Well, Dammit.
I had quite a different post ready to share with you today. You see, I had very recently googled “cuttlefish” (yes, ego-surfing. Sue me.) and found that, miracle of miracles, I was listed ahead of Answers in Genesis. (For context, see this early post where I first noticed how high AiG is on the list …
Feb 27 2013
Comfort: Calling All Christians!
It’s a target-rich environment, with atheists galore! So it’s onward Christian soldiers, we’ll be marching as to war! There are lots of you on Facebook, but I’m asking now for more, Cos my comment threads are being overrun. I’ve got godless by the thousands—it’s an atheist attack, Every time I post a message, there are …
Feb 14 2013
Snake-Handlers? In 2013?
For goodness sakes I need my snakes Or God won’t know I love Him! I have to show Or He won’t know There’s no one else above Him! I know my sect Is more correct (As well as more exciting); Among my clues, We fill the pews When rattlesnakes are biting! Though some have died …
Feb 08 2013
My Favorite Sins
Putting off problems to worry ‘bout later Spending my days as an internet hater Gorging on chicken with crispy fried skins These are a few of my favorite sins Fighting temptation with no hope of winning Glad that just thoughts, and not actions, are sinning Not what I do, but what’s buried within These are …
Feb 05 2013
When The Fetus Took The Stand To Testify…
… Because Bill O’Reilly has a short memory, he must have forgotten that Congress already tried to take testimony from a fetus. Republican Congressmen sat in committeeAnd called, as their witness, young Tommy.His presence was purely an act to draw pity;The lad was still stuck in his mommy. Their witness, unable to swear or affirm, …
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Apr 04 2013
The Joys Of A Level Playing Field
Pinheads, social commentary
by Cuttlefish
“The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich and the poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.”–Anatole France Freedoms and rights are not delicate things Cos inalienably, they exist— They’re the rights of all men, whether peasants or kings And I’m setting them down in a …
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