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May 16 2014

“He Meets And Exceeds My Criteria For Such”

When the townsfolk demand I resign For a statement I’ve owned up as mine For my honest opinions Of Hussein and his minions That I uttered out loud (I’m not sorry—I’m proud! See, the man makes me sick So I turn him off quick Cos he’s all that I see when I turn on TV) …

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Apr 09 2014

Revisionist History in “God’s Not Dead”

So… I was looking at something else entirely, when this popped up as something I might want to read. That’s right, an article at the Christian Post… so you know it has to be true. There are commandments (well, one) against bearing false witness, you know. Anyway… seems part of “God’s Not Dead” (the movie) …

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Mar 27 2014

“Noah” As A Stealth Climate Change Movie?

Could “Noah” be a metaphor For global climate change? At first, the claim is ludicrous– At second, merely strange The people didn’t listen, And the global waters rose: Replacing “God” with “Scientists”, The story likewise goes. Our sins will lead to flooding, That plot, too, remains the same– A global warming metaphor That dare not …

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Mar 05 2014

Upskirting The Law

It might be bad; it might be wrong; An upskirt shot that shows a thong But perverts told us all along There is no law against it Now Massachusetts’ highest court From justice fell extremely short; Compassion, in today’s report? The courts had not dispensed it Since lawyers live by splitting hairs The clothing that …

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Feb 16 2014

TV Snake-Handler Dies (Spoiler: Not Old Age)

There once was a pastor Who handled some snakes For goodness’ sakes— He handled snakes! (He knew the stakes) There once was a serpent With venomous bite Oh, what a plight! A venomous bite! (And deadly, quite) The pastor, he handled; The serpent, he bit With a venomous spit He bit and bit (And wouldn’t …

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Jan 23 2014

Your Chance To Be A (Reality) TV Star

So… I just received an email Sent especially to me; Cos he’d stumbled on my blogging And he’d really like to see If I’d like to take my chances On reality TV, If I’m leaving the religion of my roots Now, he doesn’t get the concept Of a cuttlefish, I think; Never seeking out the …

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Jan 15 2014

“Hostility Toward Religion”, or “Religious Hostilities”?

Let us celebrate the power Of the simple preposition Making bullies into martyrs with a word When the truth is somewhat sour Simply make a small edition Though the putative conclusion is absurd When “religion” and “hostility” The Pew researchers mixed, It’s religion on religion causing harm To the best of their ability The Post …

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Jan 08 2014

Satanist, Atheist; Tomayto, Tomahto

The folks at Fox News have been hatin’ on Satan; The thought of him sickens their good Christian hearts A statue? in public? And Gretchen was retchin’, While all of her guests played their usual parts: “That statue’s offensive! It’s hateful! A state full Of Christians would never have voted it in! Majority rules—you don’t …

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Oct 21 2013

Simple

There is beauty in simplicity When simple things are true; But solving complex mysteries— There’s beauty in that, too There are simple things, and complex things, And mysteries and more… Sure, sometimes you have favorites, But it isn’t either/or Ok, so I saw this commercial, and it really bothered me: Do you want to hear …

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Oct 15 2013

Oprah Says Major Religions All Wrong

So Oprah says the atheist is really a believer Cos she views the world with wonder and with awe You see, wonder, awe, and mystery are really what God is Thanks to Oprah, we can see religion’s flaw! Oprah’s telling us the Christians have a silly view of God So do Muslims, so do Hindus, …

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