The Greeks are consulting their oracle Though the phrase is, of course, metaphorical They are looking to Delphi Much more than is healphi… A trait which I find quite adoracle. Headline: No Delphic clarity as Greek vote looms With all the Bulgarian skeleton news, I cannot neglect my beloved Greece. Greeks will cast their lot …

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He’s a tool, he’s a fool, he’s a chump He’s the hairpiece with feet, Donald Trump. The Donald’s a birther— A modern flat-earther And clearly as dumb as a stump Headline: Blitzer and Trump go at it over Trumps ‘birther’ claims On CNN’s “The Situation Room” Tuesday, Trump maintained that Obama’s birthplace is a matter …

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I know that it sounds a bit funny But the week got a little more sunny Though he’s still fighting Mitt He has more-or-less quit: Ron Paul’s gonna stop spending money Headline: Ron Paul: ‘We will no longer spend resources’ campaigning

The judge down in Florida found She was guilty, and thus he was bound; He must put her away… And so women, today, Learned a lesson—you must stand your ground. Headline: Florida woman sentenced to 20 years in controversial warning shot case So… shoot unarmed black teen while “standing your ground”? Released, only arrested after …

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This may come as a bit of a shock But they’re stripping the shelves of “X-Rock” There’s a problem they saw— Seems it’s breaking the law Cos it has an effect on your libido Headline: Maker recalls ‘X-Rock’ male supplement

You may laugh, you may snicker, or chortle, But some thought he’d discovered a portal— Now, eternal youth’s spark Has eluded Dick Clark, And we learn that the man is … mere mortal. Headline: ‘America’s oldest teen’ Dick Clark dies Either 82 years old, or approximately 16.

With the nation—the world—in suspense As the trial begins to commense Anders Breivik, we’ll see, Tries a “not guilty” plea— He killed dozens, in pure self-defense! Headline: Rampage suspect says he acted to save Norway Hm. I could swear that headline used to read “rampage suspect to plead self defense”. Oh, well.

You need just the right kind of meat To make pies a delectable treat When you follow the voices You know what the choice is… So, “This is my body you eat”. Headline: Brazilian police arrest 3 on suspicion of murder, cannibalism Sao Paolo, Brazil (CNN) — Brazilian police have arrested three people suspected of …

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The delight that is British “Claymation” Seems to vary, from nation to nation— And with “scientists” gone, Still the film carries on… Will it be a successful mutation? Headline: Scientists: Band of misfits? (trust me–good stuff after the jump!)