Feb 28 2013
So today at the store, I got back 60 cents in change. All well and good, but when I grabbed the quarters to put them in the pile for de-godding, I noticed that one of them looked a little different. “In [smudge] We Trust”, it read, unless my eyes deceived me. Yes! Now, I had …
Feb 26 2013
We see these rights as absolute— No state would dare restrict ‘em— We have not broken any law… Until there is a victim. We’re free to speak of fantasies Of murder, rage, or hate— We haven’t crossed the line, of course, Until… it is too late. Our whispered, dark conspiracies Are safely out of reach— …
Feb 21 2013
Dear Mister Minister… I read your little letter—and I disagree, I fear— Since you don’t allow for comments there, I’ll have to comment here: It’s written very clearly, and it isn’t very long, But your letter has a fatal flaw: its premises are wrong! You paint us a position, which you eagerly refute But the …
Jan 14 2013
Though they gathered by the hundreds, they were unified in voice— The majority has spoken, and the people know their choice They are standing up for Jesus; it’s the only thing they know So the US constitution has to go!…
Jan 11 2013
There’s a picture of Jesus in Jackson Where it’s hung for some sixty-five years By a door, on the wall In a middle-school hall Now it’s come down to lawsuits and tears
Dec 07 2012
A door that doesn’t open? Why, that’s not a door at all. A door that doesn’t open Is a wall. If you want to pass right through it Well, that’s not what walls are for. If you want to pass right through it Use a door. It’s a wall of separation That the founding fathers …
Oct 11 2012
“I pledge allegiance…” no, I don’t. A public prayer? Again, I won’t. My first amendment rights allow my protest in this case! The Pennsylvania House, this week Observed a Rep refuse to speak The chairman made an issue just to pander to his base. A Democrat refused to pray Though why she did, I cannot …
Oct 05 2012
At the Washington Post, Sally Quinn is the most— The most wrong, most annoying, most vile Now she’s written a screed that’s offensive indeed And it’s full of the usual bile Says “belief is a must, cos in God we do trust So our coins are the ones God would favor You can see every …
Oct 04 2012
In Texas, where football’s religion And religion is bigger each year Where the cheerleading squad Gives all glory to god And sings praises to Jesus in cheer There’s a school where they all read the bible And the handful who don’t, watch their backs Because Jesus comes first All the kids do their worst To …
Oct 02 2012
When grinding the “God” off your money, it’s funny, It really brings home how the whole thing’s absurd It’s patently clear—as I’m grinding, I’m finding They think “God” is special; it’s only a word. The metal where I am engraving’s behaving Exactly the same as the rest of it does— No magical force to make …
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