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The Digital Cuttlefish
Since the music plays so briefly... Can you blame me if I dance?
A reader sends in a pic of a fellow cephalopod-with-quill. Below the jump, so as not to muck around with RSS feeds. [Read more…]
I know that I’m supposed to,
But in truth, I do not care
If some person is believing in
A god who isn’t there. [Read more…]
I’m scrimping and saving;
I squeeze every dime;
Conserving each penny
And wasting no time
I’m cutting my budget
For groceries or heat
And the cents I’ve been paying
For Sesame Street
There’s no food to speak of,
So when we give thanks,
We say it for obsolete
Fighters and tanks. [Read more…]
We have to stop students from voting!
Let’s revisit the domicile laws!
If they only live here maybe 4 or 5 years
Then they shouldn’t be voting… because!
With their heads full of liberal nonsense
From the radicals running our schools
Then as day follows night, they should give up the right
To engage–so we’re changing the rules! [Read more…]
Shoppily, droppily,
Digital Cuttlefish
Needed some groceries, so
Went to the store; [Read more…]
You must be held responsible
For choices—that’s the answer!
Your health care bills are lower when
You “just say no!” to cancer [Read more…]
The president tells you and me
The press is now “the enemy”
A threat to our democracy
There’s reason to be scared.
His motive’s clear; he wants to duck
The blame—he’ll try to pass the buck—
For what’s become a clusterfuck
Because he’s ill-prepared. [Read more…]
Wearily, drearily
Faithful constituents
Ask their reps “where are you
Drawing the line?” [Read more…]
We’ve all heard the slogan: “My body, my choice”
Again, and again, and again…
But now, Oklahoma will heed a new voice:
They will finally listen to men! [Read more…]
All these people making fusses
Over non-existent buses
Are a joke—until one susses
Out the reason for the lie: [Read more…]