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Cuttlefish

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Date registered: July 21, 2011

Biography

Cuttlefish are shy and elusive creatures; when necessary, they hide in their own ink. This particular cuttlefish has chosen as its habitat the comment threads of science, religion, and news sites, where it feeds on the opinions of those who are emboldened by the cloak of internet anonymity. Cuttlefish is an atheist and a skeptic, and is madly, passionately in love with science.

Latest posts

  1. False Flag Impeachment? — July 29, 2014
  2. So Close! — July 27, 2014
  3. Absence Of Belief… One God At A Time? — July 26, 2014
  4. College Quiz Reflects Actual Research; Student Freaks Out, Blames “Liberal Spin” — July 25, 2014
  5. Well, Now, That Was Strange… — July 24, 2014

Most commented posts

  1. A Very Serious Non-Scientific Poll — 177 comments
  2. Atheist Tropes We Can Do Without — 104 comments
  3. Road Trip–Open Thread — 83 comments
  4. You Know, Deviants–Like Rapists, Murderers… Gays… — 76 comments
  5. Revisionist History in “God’s Not Dead” — 71 comments

Author's posts listings

Jun 24 2014

An Atheist Town Council Prayer

The town of Greece, NY, as a result of their recent court decision, is going to have a town council opening prayer delivered by an atheist. This has left a segment of the Christian population utterly befuddled; when the bible is the only book you need, you are not likely to have a dictionary handy. …

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Jun 23 2014

God Is Gonna Do Some Judging…

God is gonna do some judging— Yes, He’s gonna show His wrath— As a message that humanity Has left the righteous path God is gonna do some judging And our sins have sealed our fate; Yes, He’s going to show His visage Any day now—just you wait! God is gonna do some judging And it’s …

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Jun 20 2014

OUCH!!!

When off on the road, a motel room’s a swell room— Big beds, lots of pillows, and acres to stretch— But no, I was sleeping on couches, so “ouch” is The travel review from this Cuttlefish wretch. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m a happy old chappy; I saw lots of family, and had a …

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Jun 18 2014

Get Out Of My Head, Randall Munroe!

(Title text: “And then whisper ‘anapest’ in my ear as you hold me?”) Source–XKCD, of course. How many of my readers will not just get the joke, but can name the appropriate feet? No googling!

Jun 18 2014

Repeat After Me:

So you’ve got a new ambition—it’s to write a gospel song— They will play it on the radio, and maybe sing along But your knowledge of the bible isn’t really all that strong If you’re thinking that’s a problem, I can tell you that you’re wrong! You can write it with a single verse—not even …

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Jun 18 2014

I’m Back, Mostly

What a lovely returning gift–81 comments, most in verse! I will likely be scarce for a little bit–my back is threatening to secede from the rest of my body. Driving is not natural for invertebrates, and I have done much driving and much sleeping on couches since you last heard from me, and I have …

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Jun 06 2014

Road Trip–Open Thread

Just a quick note to say, don’t expect me around for the next week to 10 days; I have no idea whether I will even have internet access at all. I expect this comment thread to be full of wonderful stuff when I get back. That’s a reasonable expectation for an internet comment thread, isn’t …

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Jun 04 2014

“I promise that your eyes will keep on watching…”

We gather together on Sundays With people who share our belief Our community spans generations In collective elation or grief We’re transformed in ecstatic communion There are times we—as one—hold our breath We have given our hearts to our passion In a way that defies even death This is bigger by far than religion Even …

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Jun 04 2014

An Ode To Open Carry

I carry my gun to the toilet, and boy, let Me tell you, it’s difficult wiping my ass But guns are important! For freedom, you need ‘em In every location—a critical mass! I carry while changing my baby, cos maybe A diaper goes rogue, and I need to defend! My AK goes with me while …

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May 30 2014

Utah Girls Have No Right To Bare Arms

The photos they saw Though they’d broken no law Still were setting off major alarms See, the dresses they chose Left their shoulders exposed! Utah girls have no right to bare arms! They were sleeveless—just straps, And they’d worn them, perhaps Many times, and encountered no harms But for yearbooks, their school Had a Mormon-based …

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