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Cuttlefish

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Date registered: July 21, 2011

Biography

Cuttlefish are shy and elusive creatures; when necessary, they hide in their own ink. This particular cuttlefish has chosen as its habitat the comment threads of science, religion, and news sites, where it feeds on the opinions of those who are emboldened by the cloak of internet anonymity. Cuttlefish is an atheist and a skeptic, and is madly, passionately in love with science.

Latest posts

  1. False Flag Impeachment? — July 29, 2014
  2. So Close! — July 27, 2014
  3. Absence Of Belief… One God At A Time? — July 26, 2014
  4. College Quiz Reflects Actual Research; Student Freaks Out, Blames “Liberal Spin” — July 25, 2014
  5. Well, Now, That Was Strange… — July 24, 2014

Most commented posts

  1. A Very Serious Non-Scientific Poll — 177 comments
  2. Atheist Tropes We Can Do Without — 104 comments
  3. Road Trip–Open Thread — 83 comments
  4. You Know, Deviants–Like Rapists, Murderers… Gays… — 76 comments
  5. Revisionist History in “God’s Not Dead” — 71 comments

Author's posts listings

Jul 29 2014

False Flag Impeachment?

This talk of impeachment is scattered—it mattered To very few people—near no one at all! No major political figure so big you’re Expected to answer the phone if they call! No media darling whose speech meant impeachment Was favored by some in the party of No A sign that the don’t-tread-on-me-ers, the TEA-ers Insist that …

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Jul 27 2014

So Close!

Andrew Brown, writing in the Guardian, notices some interesting stuff about belief and disbelief, and nearly gets it right. Alas, no–but it is instructive to look at the interesting stuff, though. There are as many atheisms as there are gods. We spend most of our lives disbelieving in things without wasting time asking why, and …

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Jul 26 2014

Absence Of Belief… One God At A Time?

A Christian man once told me that I “disbelieve in God”; That a claim of that proportion took some gall! I corrected him, and told him (which he thought was rather odd) That I don’t believe in any gods at all! I asked him to consider whether other gods exist Which was something that, it …

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Jul 25 2014

College Quiz Reflects Actual Research; Student Freaks Out, Blames “Liberal Spin”

Ohio State, it seems to me, Despises Christianity; The answers to this latest quiz Are biased toward the way things is, Instead of, if I might be blunt, A bias toward the things I want— And so I’m going on the hunt. I’ll call the press, and force the prof To take this truthful question …

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Jul 24 2014

Well, Now, That Was Strange…

My view, it seems, has been dismissed Because I am an atheist; It’s strange—that’s not my view they list— They call it mine; they quite insist, Although I never said it. They know the way the godless act With lots of noise and little tact Beyond debate, it’s known as fact By learned types—to be …

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Jul 22 2014

On Defining Atheism

Sorry, no verse. My aggregator threw a post at me that was based on the Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy’s definition of atheism. It used that definition for a lot of heavy lifting, showing that we atheist types are all sorts of illogical, given that definition. Thing is, it’s a shit definition, and moreover, it’s not …

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Jul 21 2014

Bishops’ Stance On Motives And Behaviors

“Hate the sin, but love the sinner”, So I do not hate the gays— Their desires aren’t a problem What’s a problem is their ways It’s their actions, not their motives, Which define a life of sin What’s important is their conduct Not what drives it from within. If you act on your attraction That’s …

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Jul 21 2014

Unexpected Science: Sixth Grade Edition

Lionfish live in the ocean Little Lauren gets a notion: Might they live in rivers, too? Would they thrive in brackish water? Lauren, ichthyologist’s daughter, Knows just what to do Slowly starts desalination Learns some brand-new information Of which we’re now aware New understanding’s always great So, never underestimate The sixth-grade science fair! Via NPR, …

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Jul 16 2014

Inclusive Becomes Sexist, In One Easy Step

If you want to play the market— And to out-perform the Dow— There’s an index fund that’s figured out A brand-new method how! If you recognize diversity In leadership positions You can make a great portfolio From other funds’ omissions! If you specialize in companies Where women are in charge You’re omitting eighty-nine percent (Cos …

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Jul 15 2014

“Religious Freedom Is Fading…”

I’ve got Jesus in my bedroom I’ve got Jesus in the halls I’ve got paintings, prints, and posters Of my savior on my walls There’s a Jesus on my dashboard While I’m driving down the street; And my shirt says “Jesus loves you” To the strangers I might meet Now, my neighbors’ yard is filled …

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