Superly, Duperly,
GOP Candidates
Brace for disaster,
Prepare for the worst;
Fearing the wrath of a
Megalomaniac
Each of them aided by
Saying “you first!” [Read more…]
Superly, Duperly,
GOP Candidates
Brace for disaster,
Prepare for the worst;
Fearing the wrath of a
Megalomaniac
Each of them aided by
Saying “you first!” [Read more…]
My neighbor, Adam, told me
With a sheepish sort of grin
“I’ll be voting for The Donald,
Cos you know that Trump won’t win” [Read more…]
Shockingly, blockingly,
Senate Republicans
Serve to the POTUS
A devious hitch;
Never you mind that it’s
Unconstitutional—
Bending the rules is
The way of the Mitch.
[Read more…]
There are godless folks among us!
They are everywhere you look!
As they godlessly build houses,
Write, or knit, or paint, or cook! [Read more…]
There’s a bomb going off in an hour—Jack Bauer
Must find and disarm it, before we all die
And just ere the clock reaches zero, our hero
Comes through, thanks to torture! And so goes the lie.
In truth, this scenario never—not ever—
Describes what we do, or describes what we find!
The truth stands in stark contradiction to fiction
Excepting, of course, in Scalia’s cold mind. [Read more…]
Breaking News–Justice Scalia is dead, at 79.
I am not the person to eulogize him, but I did write him a thank-you sepielle once, when his Windsor dissent proved a road map to marriage for all: [Read more…]
Now the Granite State has seen a
Final ad from Fiorina
And they’ve said goodbye to Bush
And Cruz and Trump.
Kasich, Rubio and Christie
Fail to leave the state all misty
(As for them, they cannot wait
To leave this dump.) [Read more…]
If a baby doesn’t see it
It’s as if it never was—
It just vanishes, enveloped
By confusing, blooming buzz
There’s no trace of it remembered
So it never will be missed—
If a baby doesn’t see it
Then that thing does not exist [Read more…]
As I sit here, just off the coast of Maine, I see politicians, minions, reporters and spin-doctors scurrying around the state of New Hampshire, kissing babies, shaking hands, eating lobster rolls and pancakes, and generally tying up traffic. Having already asked questions of the republicans, I now set my sights on the democrats, and a little bit more seriously (and not in verse, sorry). [Read more…]