The atheists, in arrogance, say man evolved from slime From nothingness to everything, and all you need is time With no one there to witness it, they simply cannot know The truth is, they are idiots… the bible tells me so. I may not know my science, but I know my holy book It’s got …
Monthly Archive: November 2012
Nov 16 2012
Atheists Are Going To Hell
(to the tune of “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town”) You’d better watch Fox You’d better watch now You’d better watch Bill He’s telling us how Atheists are going to Hell. He’s throwing a fit He’s taping a show He’s telling us all He wants us to know Atheists are going to Hell He hopes …
Nov 16 2012
Sepia Friday
That is, not quite Black Friday (or CyberMonday) yet. But I’ve been tweaking the store just a little bit, so consider this a soft opening. Let me know if there are any problems. There are the regular Cuttlefish With Quill t-shirts and such, the best mug in the world (and matching glassware, if you like), …
Nov 14 2012
It Was The Church
I was going to write a long diatribe… but honestly, the simple story is more moving than any framing I could possibly give it. I am late to the table when it comes to this story. But, frankly, to let that stop me from saying something would be wrong. People should be stopping each other …
Nov 14 2012
An Atheist’s Christmas…
It must be mid-November; I’m starting to get lots of hits for “Atheist Christmas” and related terms. So I thought I’d make it a little easier, and bring this one back to the top of the stack for a bit. I’m working on one (which, by the way, is very strange for me, but I …
Nov 13 2012
Would You Vote For An Atheist?
You may have already seen this, but there are the beginnings of what might be a vigorous but civil discussion over at NPR, on the subject of voting for an atheist candidate. NPR gets some great commenters, but I happen to think mine are even better… so I’m pointing you that direction so you can …
Nov 10 2012
Wait, Isn’t The Election Over?
I just saw one of the Romney-affiliated PAC commercials. Four days after the election. An abbreviated version of this one: You know, the ad that was totally not coordinated with Romney’s claims that Jeeps were all going to be built in China? I guess huge amounts of money don’t really care who actually wins the …
Nov 09 2012
Romney Really Expected To Win; Here’s The Good News
If you can’t see the scope of your trouble Then the silly mistakes more than double So expect to be mocked When your whole world is rocked Cos you lived your campaign in a bubble Hey, it happened to Dukakis, too. People (candidates, staffers, even embedded journalists) who get their information from within the protective …
Nov 08 2012
Wait, What… Christmas Already?
So yeah, PZ has a Christmas post up already? I know the malls already have spray snow, holly and mistletoe, and other signs of war Christmas; I’ve heard the music, seen the decorations, smelled the mulled cider… but PZ? This must mean it’s getting late. I’m hopeful (but hey, the real world imposes itself sometimes) …
Nov 06 2012
There Are Dangers In Election Drinking Games
When the people are standing in line But the leaders assert all is fine As the populace votes And the media notes …The Cuttlefish drinks some more wine. I have family in too many states to just sit back. I am hopeful, but damn. This is not easy. And I must say, if I had …

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