It’s not like he’s terribly cute
Or an image you’re itching to shoot
But the answer is no,
Till you spot him some dough–
Fifty bucks for a photo of Newt
Headline: Gingrich begins charging $50 for pics at events
(CBS News) HOCKESSIN, Delaware – In a sign that his campaign is in need of fresh funds, Newt Gingrich on Monday began charging $50 to have a photograph taken with him following a campaign speech to Republican County groups here in the northernmost part of the state.
Say “cheesy!”
How much to pie him?
Wonder what his rate is for sodomy? Just how greedy is he?
(We’ve already established that; now we’re trying to establish your price…)