Mar 27 2012

Headline Muse 3/27

It’s not like he’s terribly cute
Or an image you’re itching to shoot
But the answer is no,
Till you spot him some dough–
Fifty bucks for a photo of Newt

Headline: Gingrich begins charging $50 for pics at events

(CBS News) HOCKESSIN, Delaware – In a sign that his campaign is in need of fresh funds, Newt Gingrich on Monday began charging $50 to have a photograph taken with him following a campaign speech to Republican County groups here in the northernmost part of the state.

Say “cheesy!”


  1. 1
    Pierce R. Butler

    How much to pie him?

  2. 2

    Wonder what his rate is for sodomy? Just how greedy is he?

    (We’ve already established that; now we’re trying to establish your price…)

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