Better cover and duck, just in case
Find a cellar, and crawl in and brace
Cos when this sucker falls
It’ll bust through your walls;
There’s a satellite falling from space
Headline: U.S. is in falling satellite’s potential strike zone, NASA says
Just in case I’m in a crater in a couple of hours…
I love you all.
Every time there’s a tornado in Illinois my sister calls to see if I’m all right. Sis – there’s about 58,000 square miles in my state, and average-sized tornadoes cut a swath about 150 yards wide!
Except in the movies, meteors always chop through landmark buildings with deadly accuracy. So this may be different. Hope you’re still OK tomorrow! Because if it is going to ironically destroy anyone awesome, you’d be a potential target.
FROM THE FLY-OVER STATE OF MISSOURI
Never dreamed about sky debris falling.
Satellite stuff? I never thought twice
Till I heard this loud noise, quite appalling.
Neighbor’s house had been struck with blue ice.
It seems that an airplane from Lambert
May have flushed something they should have not.
It begins with an “s” and I’m sure you will guess
That its source was the pit for their pot.
Now I thought she was totally batty.
Explanation seemed really a bummer.
But that huge ice chunk there, really gave me a scare
And it fell from the sky in dead summer.
And, as Dave Barry would say. “I’m not just making this up”.