“One Million Moms” are marching
In the grocery stores and malls
To protest execution? No!
To protest Schweddy Balls!
They’ll send their waves of emails,
With their keyboards at the ready;
It’s not the excess calories—
The name says “Balls” and “Schweddy”
“We’re looking for a million moms”
They have not got them yet
But still, they’ll claim their million
Lest the media forget
Health care? Bullying? Abuse?
Education? Gun control?
A million moms could take a stand
But that’s not how they roll
They want their Christian values
On the television screen
While death, and pain, and prejudice
Are blissfully unseen
Via NPR, the inspiration for Schweddy Balls in the first place.
Seriously, go take a look at their “other issues”; if ever there was a group dedicated to tone and not substance, this is it.
And nowhere do they state their actual numbers. How many moms do you need before you can legitimately call yourself “one million moms”?
Edit–if you are the type who never reads comments, make an exception! Interesting information about the Million Moms, from commenter “freebird”. (thanks, freebird!)