When doctors, of patients, inquired
About guns, it’s as if they’d conspired!
So a gag law was passed
Starting now (that was fast)—
Seems the gun rights supporters mis-fired
But wait–I thought gun lobbyists were in favor of responsible gun ownership.
I’ll admit to a bias here; my best friend in Junior High accidentally shot and killed himself. His brother was in the room when it happened. If a doctor’s routine question might lead to gun owners keeping their kids a bit safer, I would hope the lobbyists can live with that.
Cuttlecap tip to Pal MD.