The perky breasts of mannequins
Inflame the poor Irannequins;
Because their lust could not be sated
They had the boobies amputated!
Now, lest you think their actions drastic–
Plastic surgery on plastic–
The clerics claim they had good cause
To hack away at tits with saws;
There is, I think perhaps, an answer–
A cause as cruel, as dire as cancer:
Religion is the real disease
That led to these mastectomies.