It’s out of this world! And so very nice,
In the barrens of Mars, to have dug up some ice!
My prediction today? That intrepid explorers
Will soon find the signs of some Naked Ice Borers!
Jun 20 2008
But No Sign Of Aliens?
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Anfractuous
June 20, 2008 at 4:12 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I once knew some Naked Ice Borers.Their heads were repulsive-ish horrors.They sneaked up on penguins,And made silly pasquins…And sucked down unwary explorers. So never trust spacey transmitters,Who think they have found stuff that glitters.It might be quite ice-ish, Or salt-ish or spice-ish,Or Dawkins-ish posers on Twitters.
podblack
June 21, 2008 at 7:49 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Oh, I discovered that pseudo-Dawkins on Twitter! What a twerp! Nice to see you about, DC, btw! I remembered you being the one to tell me about NIBs about a year back.
Cuttlefish
June 21, 2008 at 12:10 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I am no taxonomist, but I strongly suspect they are related to drop bears, and perhaps jackalopes.
podblack
June 21, 2008 at 2:01 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
What on earth are you doing writing to me! Get back to travelling, twerpy!