Well I decided to go nonsensical instead of topical this week.
The following joke is predicated on the audience understanding that Ted Turner is an environmental philanthropist and created the Captain Planet cartoon:
This joke is predicated on the audience not being terrified to death by Don Cheadle in blueface:
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Kels
July 6, 2012 at 8:01 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
I call that an unreasonable expectation.
julian
July 6, 2012 at 10:46 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Yeah, I used to spam this skit a lot.
“Protect the environment! Or I’ll fucking you!”
Sophia, Michelin-starred General of the First Mediterranean Iron Chef Batallion
July 8, 2012 at 2:49 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
I think the terrifyingly hilarious green mullet wig was the heart-stopper for me. MY VENTRICLES!
ButchKitties
July 9, 2012 at 2:36 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
I may or may not have spent the weekend punctuating every activity by yelling, “Captain Planet!” in my best Ted Turner voice.