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Poe or No Poe? "Heaven Sex"

I have been inspired to introduce a new series on Camels With Hammers which I am entitling “Poe or No Poe?” and which will run however frequently or infrequently as proves necessary.  In “Poe or No Poe?” posts, I will offer you lunacy riddled statements from apparent fundamentalists and other extremists around the internet and [...]

Cheesus Toast

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Sundaily Hilarity: Bible Stories For Children

Good ol’ 2 Kings 2:23-25 and Genesis 19:4-38 made accessible to the kids: Your Thoughts?

How Bill O'Reilly Is Like St. Thomas Aquinas

Colbert gives it to O’Reilly straight: “You’re like St. Thomas Aquinas–in that your understanding of the world is also from the 13th Century.” The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Crisis in Egypt – Anderson Cooper & Bill O’Reilly<a> www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor & Satire Blog</a> Video Archive My own [...]

Daily Hilarity: Spreading The Gospel In A Manner Worthy Of American Idol

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I Have To Completely Rethink My Atheism

after hearing the devastating argument in this video: I just don’t know what to think now, guys. Your Thoughts?

Sundaily Hilarity: Colbert Sums Up O’Reilly

“There must be a God because I don’t know how things work.” The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c <td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;' colspan='2'Bill O’Reilly Proves God’s Existence – Neil deGrasse Tyson www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor & Satire Blog</a> Video Archive PZ Myers quibbles interestingly over Colbert’s decision to [...]

Won’t Anybody Think Of The Bigots?

From Jesus and Mo, of course.

Music In Hell

I found this oddly mesmerizing: via Contrararian Your Thoughts?

Christian Puppet “Drill Sgt.” Skit

For those of you who enjoy gawking at kitschy Christianist militarism pitched to kids, Cringevision relays this painfully bad video: H/T: Christian Nightmares Your Thoughts?

Do You Like Anti-Catholicism Mixed In With Your End Times Delusions?

If so, the new Jack Chick tract on the end times will really hit the spot! (If you’ve ever just wondered what it would be like if Glenn Beck wrote a Jack Chick tract, this seems the closest approximation.) H/T: Secular Outpost. Your Thoughts?

Daily Hilarity: A New Pope In A Galaxy Far, Far Away

The absurdity of religious ceremonial pretensions are clarified a bit: Thanks to Heather for the link. Your Thoughts?

The Thing That Made The Things For Which There Is No Known Maker

Strictly deriving belief in the Christian God logically from the problem of where everything comes from: It’s amazing how the problem of how something comes from nothing leads to so many obvious and unavoidable truths, isn’t it? Your Thoughts?

Daily Hilarity: What Being A Scientologist Means

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Vintage Christian Propaganda

Sadly, the charm of this old-fashioned insipidity is weakened by the fact that the level of thinking and presentation among the hysterical faction of the right wing has been regressing back to this level of mental and moral crudity (or maybe never had a period where it advanced beyond it) and so this stuff all [...]

Cynically Insane Demagogue Gives Commencement Speech

Here is Glenn Beck at Liberty University from May 15: Your Thoughts?

Sundaily Hilarity: God’s Filling Station

There’s something of an art to making TV this awful: Your Thoughts?

Is The Peace Sign A Satanic Symbol? Is Lady Gaga A Satanist?

“Serious” questions in this video: Thanks to Pastor Ezekiel Flint of Landover Baptist Church Your Thoughts?

Biblical Scientific Inaccuracy

Some of these biblical scientific inaccuracies are really eye opening, not merely things which can be chalked up to “metaphors” but portions of the text which plainly mean to be taken literally which are absurdly wrong.  Oh, and the opening is hilarious: Thanks to Victoria for the great find! Your Thoughts?

Sundaily Hilarity: Bill Maher On Alabama Gubernatorial Candidates’ Competition Over Who’s More Proudly Ignorant

Great stuff: Y0ur Thoughts?

Daily Hilarity: “Any Type Of Hug Is A Gateway Hug”

As we already learned previously, young Evangelical Christians are just mad crazy about the side hug: (Thanks to Chris!) More stuff evangelicals like. (Hint, premarital kissing is not one of them.) Your Thoughts?

Daily Hilarity: Restore Joss Whedon

In reply to the infamous, unintentionally hilarious “Restore Stephen Baldwin” video (which is unfortunately no longer accessible on YouTube, comes this pitch-perfect satire, apparently with the exact same narrator: “Restore Joss Whedon” (apparently major Serenity spoilers within): Your Thoughts?

Creationism Propaganda For Children

Some footage of wholly expected and routine, but nonetheless wince-inducing, brainwashing: Your Thoughts?

The Holy Ghost Hokey Pokey

When I first heard of this, I thought it would go under the heading of “daily hilarity”, but while it is funny in theory, it’s actually sad to watch wounded people—literally physically wounded people—make such utter fools of themselves at the hands of exploitative charlatan “faith healers”: The video’s poster, more sympathetic to Christianity than [...]

Stephen Baldwin. The Job Of Our Time.

(The video on YouTube which this post was based on is now no longer publicly available) Andrew Sullivan highlights this bit of particular hilariousness from this utterly hilarious The Restoration of Stephen Baldwin website: Q- Why does Stephen need personal wealth? A- Stephen’s influence is in Hollywood. Hollywood worships money and without it you are [...]