From a reader (and old friend) in Pittsburgh:

I see you have a blog. Sweet! If I can find the time, I will try to make vintage blog-style drive-by comments; complete with the requisite cynicism, pettiness, ad hominem smears, and (most necessary of all) appalling grammar befitting the beneficiary of a bona fide public school education. Vive la difference!

You read it here first. This blog will have everything you want from a blog soon.