Thank you for your interest in joining the prestigious corps of demon-possessed Muslim-atheists who want to persecute us and send us to re-education camps just for being sweet innocent little anti-rational clinic-bombing lambs of God. Unfortunately we were unable to add you to our enemies list for the following reasons:
– Failure of your published work to conform to the stereotype we wish to project of our enemies
– Failure of your published work to follow the Traditional Christian script where we get to make you look stupid and childish and easily refute your arguments and then you see the light and ask God for forgiveness
– Excessive coherence, credibility and factual basis.
As always, we are inclusive and welcome all submissions (the more submissive the better). We will be happy to review any application that you may wish to revise and resubmit.
She had a great article about the whole ‘IUDs cause abortion’ myth over at Rawstory recently as well.
Well played, Ms. Tarico, well played.
Dear Ms. Tarico —
Thank you for your interest in joining the prestigious corps of demon-possessed Muslim-atheists who want to persecute us and send us to re-education camps just for being sweet innocent little anti-rational clinic-bombing lambs of God. Unfortunately we were unable to add you to our enemies list for the following reasons:
– Failure of your published work to conform to the stereotype we wish to project of our enemies
– Failure of your published work to follow the Traditional Christian script where we get to make you look stupid and childish and easily refute your arguments and then you see the light and ask God for forgiveness
– Excessive coherence, credibility and factual basis.
As always, we are inclusive and welcome all submissions (the more submissive the better). We will be happy to review any application that you may wish to revise and resubmit.
Sincerely,
The American Family Association