Free to get threats » « It turns out nice people are Nazis! Be safe The Onion has 4th of July safety tips. Most serious injuries happen on July 4th, so set off your explosives on the day before or the day after. That’s the best tip; I’ll stick with that one. Share this:FacebookTwitterTumblrRedditGoogleMorePress ThisStumbleUponEmailPrint Free to get threats » « It turns out nice people are Nazis!