Amazing transformations happen


Thanks to Josh, who was invited to partake and will not be taking up the invitation, I have learned about a person called Braco, who gazes. Braco’s gaze is said to do magical things.

Braco’s gaze touches his visitors with peace, silence and hope. Amazing transformations happen, and many find new power, vitality and a zest for life resulting from their experience. Braco does not teach, talk or diagnose to give treatments—he simply gazes in silence and offers his gift to visitors—independent from religion, ideology, race, color and culture.

Cool gig, don’t you think? He does nothing – he teaches not, neither does he talk, and he doesn’t diagnose either. I conclude he also doesn’t dance, or turn somersaults, or pivot on his thumb, or do contortionist moves like lifting his feet over his head and then walking on them. I deduce he doesn’t whistle, or sing, or read poetry, or whip up a nice poulet basquaise, or ice skate, or watch tv while you watch him watching tv. He just gazes.

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And apparently people give him money to do that!

Watch out though. Be careful. There’s a warning on his website.

Warning: Fraud by Braco Impersonators

It has recently come to our attention that somebody created a Braco Facebook Page, pretending to be Braco himself and contacted people. Please know that Braco never personally contacts people or communicates with people directly. He does not give any interviews and he does not speak in public.

Omigod someone is fraudulently pretending to be Braco and perhaps fraudulently gazing at people!

Comments

  1. carbonfox says

    His gaze is so gazely that it will burn children and pregnant women on site. Also, such is its power that it can transmit to people through photographs.

    Please note for ALL GAZING EVENTS: Must be 18 years of age or over to attend and pregnant women are not allowed to attend after their third month of pregnancy due to the intensity of the experience for some. People with illnesses are advised to follow the recommendation of their doctor before and after attending a gazing session.

    It is recommended to bring a photo of your child or a person needing help who cannot attend, as this method has been proven to be equally effective and the most balanced way for some to receive help who cannot attend.

  2. Seth says

    “…It is recommended to bring a photo of your child or a person needing help who cannot attend, as this method has been proven to be equally effective…”

    Indeed, a different kind of nothing is still nothing.

  3. Omar Puhleez says

    “It is recommended to bring a photo of your child or a person needing help who cannot attend, as this method has been proven to be equally effective and the most balanced way for some to receive help who cannot attend.”

    Would a pencil sketch do?
    Also, has anyone checked out the camera that took the above photo of Braco? It’s possible that the powers of the phenomenal gazer have somehow perfused it,with potential to pass the charm across to all who use it, or get snapped by it.

  4. Uncle Ebeneezer says

    Did you see that no pregnant women are allowed beyond the first trimester. Too dangerous. Wow, a certain PT Barnum quote is coming to mind, for some reason.

  5. chigau (違う) says

    I seem to recall similar warnings about The Exorcist movie when it first came out.

  6. lorn says

    Nice gig if you can get it. I assume his understanding of his inner power, and the potential for a profitable scam, was recognized after smoking some pot and watching “The Men Who Stare at Goats” (2009)

    I do appreciate the inner message of the warning about kids and pregnant women. It implies that his gaze is powerful, potentially dangerous. Without being so crude and easily discounted as bragging.

  7. Silentbob says

    I hope he’s careful never to look through binoculars! Swathes of people could keel over with an overdose of vital zest.

  8. RJW says

    I thought that my generation had already plumbed the depths of dumbness—Uri Geller., assorted Indian gurus and of course, crystals –this has to be a prank.

  9. John Morales says

    RJW @13, the difference between a scam and a prank is the profit motive.

    “Ticket cost is $8 per session.”

    (So, not a prank)

  10. RJW says

    @ 14 John Morales,

    Yes, you’re correct, although $8 seems rather cheap, I would have charged $80 and the marks would have got value for money.

  11. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    When he gazes at people at his home base, he supposedly doesn’t ask for money, just flowers. (but it’s totally ok if you want to gift him with gold)

    Nice boost for the flower businesses in vicinity… that’s just about the only good thing I can say about him.

  12. says

    It’s impressive, but didja hear they now have new, improved, Extra-Strength Braco? His gaze isn’t even recommended for medicinal use, but can peel paint* and boil water in a cup.

    (/We advise against use on delicate, antique mouldings, however.)

  13. Kristjan says

    This clown was in Slovenia a couple of months back. Allegedly he made a woman pregnant by staring at her mother. Looks like he’s more powerful than god!:D

  14. says

    Lazy git. If you’re going to con desperate people out of their money, at least have the decency to put on a show.

  15. says

    LykeX/#19:

    I know, right? Faith healers and psychics are gonna be all like ‘Oh, come, on, dude, that’s just lowering standards.’

  16. Tsu Dho Nimh says

    He looks like Fabio’s** love child!

    **The male super-cover-model for various bodice rippers.

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