Sep 17 2013

Gentlemen lift the seat

Normal service has been restored. We apologize for the inconvenience. Your commentary is appreciated. Please hold. Your call will be answered in the order it was received. Thank you for flying with us and we look forward to seeing you again soon.


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  1. 1
    Raging Bee

    Um, no, it hasn’t been restored. WTF is going on here?

  2. 2
    Pieter B, FCD

    Passengers will please refrain…

  3. 3

    Borkiness abounded. Seems ok for me right now though.

  4. 4

    Thank god. I had to go THREE WHOLE HOURS without FtB telling me what to think.

    It was terrifying. I’d like a hivemind hug, if that’s alright.

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  6. 6

    I thought this was meant to be descriptive rather than prescriptive. Imagine my surprise.

  7. 7
    Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden

    @Whiskeyjack #4:

    Obviously the hivemind agrees and has implemented the hivemind-hug or you, yourself, would not have thought of it.

  8. 8

    Thanks for holding.
    Your call is important to us.
    The next available operator will take your call.
    Please continue to hold.

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