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May 12 2013

We’re back!

Back, I tell you, back!

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  1. 1
    michaeld

    Well Welcome Back! ^.^

  2. 2
    Ophelia Benson

    Thank you, thank you, it’s good to be back.

  3. 3
    Pierce R. Butler

    Wha’ hoppen?

  4. 4
    Argle Bargle

    Next time, don’t stay away so long. We were worried sick!

  5. 5
    Ophelia Benson

    I know, so was I!

    And no idea wha hoppen. If I were told I probably still would have no idea. A sprangle fell off, perhaps.

  6. 6
    Stacy

    INT. FTB SECRET HEADQUARTERS – DAY

    Everyone rubbing their hands together and looking evil.

    PZ: The plan for World Domination is progressing splendidly. Splendidly, I tell you!

    ALL: Mwahahahaha!

    OPHELIA: The Brave Heroes are within our grasp! Victory shall be ours!

    Tech minion approaches, fearful and cringing

    TM: Um, Comrades? I don’t know how to tell you this, but…

    STEPHANIE: Out with it, man.

    TM: gulp The website is down.

    JASON: Down? Down, you say!? What happened?

    TM: A sprangle fell off.

    ALL: Woe is us! A sprangle fell off! Curses! Foiled again!

    FADE OUT

  7. 7
    oolon

    Hmm, I shouldn’t admit to this, but I went to SkepticInk.com when FTBs was down. DataBase Error and its down too O_o !

    I’m feeling a very elaborate conspiracy theory coming on. John Loftus and PZ get together to milk hits out of the rubes in the atheist movement. The millions come rolling in… Ophelia is probably the real kingpin, but we don’t find that out until the last chapter.

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