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Mar 17 2013

Mitch McConnell slays them in Vegas

Gee, is Mitch McConnell a fan of the slime pit?

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) got in a few yucks during his 2013 CPAC speech Friday morning, telling a crowd that he thinks the Democratic Party’s 2016 presidential field is looking like “a rerun of ‘The Golden Girls.’”

“Don’t tell me the Democrats are the party of the future when their presidential ticket in 2016 is shaping up to look like a rerun of ‘The Golden Girls,’” he said. The crowd erupted with laughter.

Ahahahahaha – that’s so funny. Old; geddit? Women who are old. Hilarious, right? Stupid bitches – they should just die instead of hanging around getting old.

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  1. 1
    Stacy

    Mitch’s joke inspired this:

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/dorsey/the-8-truest-words-ever-said-on-tv-news

  2. 2
    Argle Bargle

    Considering McConnell is 71, he’s hardly the one to be complaining about old politicians.

  3. 3
    Martha

    Please, someone tell me that Mitch McConnell has a redeeming virtue. Just one would be enough to make me feel better, albeit temporarily. Loving children (his own) and dogs doesn’t count.

  4. 4
    Gregory in Seattle

    Wait, CPAC was in Las Vegas? The moral religious rightards actually held a conservative family values conference in a city with gambling and legal prostitution?

  5. 5
    Jackie

    Ky has Rand Paul and Mitch McConnell.

    My friends who have escaped this hellmouth like to call and remind me of that from time to time.

    ….the jerks. The lucky, lucky jerks.

  6. 6
    Martha

    Jackie, I understand. I live in Indiana, where we nearly elected Richard Mourdock. I am proud to have voted against him (absentee ballot) before he opened his mouth about gifts from God.

  7. 7
    Andrew B.

    Considering that the republican party just reheats the same ideas over and over again, McConnell can’t really accuse his opponents of being the ones delivering reruns. When’s the last time the republican party had an original idea?

  8. 8
    johnmckay

    You have to admit, Mitch McConnell making unattractive age jokes is pretty funny. Isn’t he the one who always says he’s happy to be their because they’re so fun. If that kin d of cheap shot is your kind of fun…

  9. 9
    gregorylynn

    I would pay actual cash money to see Betty White in a VP debate against whichever rich white male the Republicans choose as their underslug.

  10. 10
    Great American Satan

    Isn’t McConnell the guy that’s going to lose his seat to Ashley Judd?

  11. 11
    Gretchen

    and legal prostitution

    Prostitution isn’t legal in Las Vegas.

  12. 12
    frog

    gregorylynn: My thoughts exactly. If the Dems ran Betty White, the election would be over the day they announced her candidacy. No one else should even bother to show up.

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