It’s uncanny!


Ah no I can’t resist. Resistance is too much to ask.

A guy in Ohio found some bird shit on his windshield, and at first he thought it was just some bird shit, as one does, you know, but then he took a closer look and guess what?! It turned out to be a picture (delicately drawn in bird shit) of a piece of toast with a picture of Jesus on it!

No, wait, that’s not right. It was the lid of a jar of Marmite with a picture of Jesus in it.

No. It was a tortilla with a picture of Jesus on it.

No. It was a 14th century painting of Jesus that looked uncannily like Jesus.

No, it was a 12th century painting of The Virgin Mary that looked uncannily like Jesus.

No, seriously. He took a closer look and the bird shit turned out to be a picture of Jesus.

He says. But look at it. That’s Jesus? Is he kidding? It’s a dog! A dog that is for some reason wearing a wig. But anyway it’s a dog.

Via Ed.

Comments

  1. UnknownEric: A Man, A Plan, A Canal, Panama? says

    Looks like Charles Manson to me. That’s a “sign” I wouldn’t be happy to get.

  2. says

    All I can think about is how that windshield is going to wind up on someone’s living room wall, getting dustier and grimier over the years because no one dare clean it. Aside from the bird shit, the glass is already filthy, and it’s just going to get worse.

  3. bcmystery says

    My pareidolia is broken. I must not be one of the Elect, and thus was doomed to Hell before I even came to be.

    God is such an asshole.

  4. sailor1031 says

    Oh FFS – it’s clearly a white rat having a very bad hair day…….jesus christ, what is wrong with people?

  5. iknklast says

    Oh, come on. It’s evidently a horseshoe crab. Does this mean the supreme being is a horseshoe crab? That would be cool. That would be a god I could worship.

  6. theobromine says

    The real question is why do Christians insist that once they have resolved the image as one of a bearded man, it is therefore Jesus. Personally, I think it’s just as likely to be Eamon Knight.

  7. peterh says

    That’s a face? The face of anything that has a face? It’s doo-doo, bot literal and figurative.

  8. Allie Spring says

    If you look really carefully at the bottom left hand portion of Jesus, in Da Vinci’s The Last Supper, you can see what appears to be a piece of toast!

  9. daniellavine says

    Dog with a wig made me crack up. I also got man with civil war style muttonchops and broken marble bust. This game is way more fun than “spot the Jesus”.

  10. daniellavine says

    Stacy@18:

    I have clearly underestimated “spot the Jesus.” My goodness that was a good laugh.

  11. Grendels Dad says

    So, a bird shits on a car windshield.
    The driver looks at it and says: Jesus, why the long face?

    And it gets more than a rim shot?

  12. peterh says

    Um . . .#22, Tony . . . Go about asking rational questions like that and you’ll ruin many a good pie fight.

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