Mar 23 2013

It’s uncanny!

Ah no I can’t resist. Resistance is too much to ask.

A guy in Ohio found some bird shit on his windshield, and at first he thought it was just some bird shit, as one does, you know, but then he took a closer look and guess what?! It turned out to be a picture (delicately drawn in bird shit) of a piece of toast with a picture of Jesus on it!

No, wait, that’s not right. It was the lid of a jar of Marmite with a picture of Jesus in it.

No. It was a tortilla with a picture of Jesus on it.

No. It was a 14th century painting of Jesus that looked uncannily like Jesus.

No, it was a 12th century painting of The Virgin Mary that looked uncannily like Jesus.

No, seriously. He took a closer look and the bird shit turned out to be a picture of Jesus.

He says. But look at it. That’s Jesus? Is he kidding? It’s a dog! A dog that is for some reason wearing a wig. But anyway it’s a dog.

Via Ed.


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  1. 1
    UnknownEric the Apostate

    Looks like Charles Manson to me. That’s a “sign” I wouldn’t be happy to get.

  2. 2
    Dave W

    All I can think about is how that windshield is going to wind up on someone’s living room wall, getting dustier and grimier over the years because no one dare clean it. Aside from the bird shit, the glass is already filthy, and it’s just going to get worse.

  3. 3

    The wolf in Little Red Riding Hood.

  4. 4
    Ophelia Benson

    Ha, that’s it. The wig is explained!

  5. 5

    My pareidolia is broken. I must not be one of the Elect, and thus was doomed to Hell before I even came to be.

    God is such an asshole.

  6. 6

    It does look uncaninely like a wolf-breed dog…

  7. 7

    This reminds me of
    De Düva
    (a 1968 Ingmar Bergman parody, classic, 14 min).

  8. 8

    Oh FFS – it’s clearly a white rat having a very bad hair day…….jesus christ, what is wrong with people?

  9. 9

    Oh, come on. It’s evidently a horseshoe crab. Does this mean the supreme being is a horseshoe crab? That would be cool. That would be a god I could worship.

  10. 10

    The real question is why do Christians insist that once they have resolved the image as one of a bearded man, it is therefore Jesus. Personally, I think it’s just as likely to be Eamon Knight.

  11. 11

    I already posted a link to one of the original stories about this on Facebook Gnu Atheism back on Feb. 24 (I also thought it looked like a dog). But your post made me think about it more again, with this result: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=573821512636314&l=1dc15f5384

  12. 12

    That’s a face? The face of anything that has a face? It’s doo-doo, bot literal and figurative.

  13. 13
    Acolyte of Sagan

    That wig is definitely Donald Trump’s.

  14. 14
    Allie Spring

    If you look really carefully at the bottom left hand portion of Jesus, in Da Vinci’s The Last Supper, you can see what appears to be a piece of toast!

  15. 15
    Ophelia Benson


  16. 16

    Dog with a wig made me crack up. I also got man with civil war style muttonchops and broken marble bust. This game is way more fun than “spot the Jesus”.

  17. 17

    It’s Little Red Riding-Hood’s grandmother!!

    Or is it….

  18. 18

    Speaking of dogs, Jesus, and pareidolia…

  19. 19


    I have clearly underestimated “spot the Jesus.” My goodness that was a good laugh.

  20. 20
    Grendels Dad

    So, a bird shits on a car windshield.
    The driver looks at it and says: Jesus, why the long face?

    And it gets more than a rim shot?

  21. 21

    Mustn’t forget this one from last year: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=458580024160464&l=19a5c00160

  22. 22
    Tony! The Queer Shoop

    Um, how do they know what Jesus looked like?

  23. 23
    Ophelia Benson

    From that strip of 4 for $1 photos he took that one time in a booth at Port Authority.

  24. 24

    Um . . .#22, Tony . . . Go about asking rational questions like that and you’ll ruin many a good pie fight.

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