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My boyfriend has my geekery figured out

Here’s one of the Christmas presents he got me: I am inordinately excited about having a Pokeball themed iPhone case.

Geeky filler

Sorry for the dearth of posts lately. Between PAX and moving, I pretty much haven’t been on the internet at all. I went four days without checking emails, which I think in a new record for me. Anyway, I’m still unpacking and doing other apartment related stuff (woooo, Ikea run!), but I wanted at least [...]

I am a geek

Proof: 1. I just bought this:I love Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, dinosaurs, and surrealism. How could I not resist? 2. Next weekend I’m going to PAX Prime, the ginormous gamer festival that’s the brain child of the guys who make the webcomic Penny Arcade. When I say ginormous, I mean ginormous – over 60,000 people [...]

Someone knows me too well

A friend said this reminded him of me:…Yeah, pretty much.

Homeopathy in Pokemon?!

Super Potions: Heals 50 HP, costs 700 PokeDollarsFresh Water: Heals 50 HP, costs 200 PokeDollars Why…Super Potions are just fresh water that have been marked up because of the fancy label! I’m sure if you read the fine print there’s something about “parts per million” or “Not approved by the PokeFood and Drug Administration.” Where [...]

Dear Everyone Who’s Buying Pokemon Black/White Today

I hate you. Sincerely, A certain blogger who is working in the lab and doing exams constantly and can’t play until Friday and wonders how she’s supposed to be the very best like no one ever was if she starts a week late, goddamnit PS: YES I LIKE POKEMON DON’T JUDGE ME I’M A CHILD [...]

Why so many kids are confused about evolution

Well, this explains everything.…Speaking of which, WHO’S TOTALLY EXCITED FOR POKEMON BLACK AND WHITE?! I know I’m a consumer whore, but those games are like crack. Indeed, I do have the compulsion to catch them all. Let me cling onto one last childhood memory! This is post 30 of 49 of Blogathon. Pledge a donation [...]

Female scientists: They’re super effective!

Exciting breaking news, everybody! This is a monumental step for female scientists everywhere. I just found out that we have the first female professor in a scientific field long dominated by men. I’d like to introduce Professor Araragi……the new Pokemon Professor! Yes, I’m excited for Pokemon Black & White to be released. Don’t judge me [...]

I literally screamed with nerdy glee

A SHIRT COMBINING DARWIN AND POKEMON?! HELLZ YES! *ahem* Seriously, this is freaking amazing. I just had biggest nerdgasm since I found out Dumbledore was gay or that Alan Rickman was doing the Voice for Marvin, the Paranoid Android. This is a thousand times better than my Darwin/Pokemon mash up. I’m just sad I didn’t [...]

Now I know why I liked Pokemon so much

Because it’s Satanic! Duh! I loved how when he starts talking about Satan they show a picture of Jigglypuff. Yes, the embodiment of pure evil. I wonder what this preacher would think once he saw James’s frequent cross dressing…