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Category Archive: humor

Jan 31 2012

Deep thought meets poop joke

You know what mythical creatures seems like they would be awesome if they actually existed, but would actually be terrible? Pegasi*. I mean, think how terrible it is when a bird shits on you or right on the windshield of your car. Think of what a terrible mess geese make when they come through shitting …

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Jan 18 2012

There is no hope for humanity

My new favorite thing is @herpderpedia on twitter, who is retweeting all of the completely moronic things people are saying because of the Wikipedia blackout. It’s simultaneously hilarious and soul crushing. There seem to be some common themes, like: Why is Wikipedia down?! (If you could read, you would know…) How am I supposed to …

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Jan 11 2012

The matriarchy is coming for your video games

Video games are no longer safe from our lady-clutches! Why, they’re starting to have female characters in them that aren’t totally worthless or in need of saving! And this has a lot of MRAs worried: I call bullshit on this subject. Video games are the last place for guys to hang out and now women …

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Dec 27 2011

Only in a Florida retirement community…

My dad and I spotted a older woman driving a golf cart with a vanity license plate with two names – for the sake of the person’s privacy, let’s say the license plate was “PAT&PAM.” Except a large X had been placed over Pat with black electrical tape. We wondered if this was due to …

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Dec 12 2011

While we’re on the topic of homophobic Republicans

voldemort

I had to share my favorite spoof of Rick Perry’s ad:

Dec 07 2011

The argument from buttsex

I know we just established that gays don’t exist. In case that didn’t convince you, a random commenter has a great explanation for why homosexuality is unnatural: I don’t understand why some people try hard to demonstrate that gays are just gays, and they have nothing whatsoever to do about it! Poor them, they are …

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Dec 07 2011

My secret is out

The only reason I support gay marriage is because I want to be able to have evil “feminist marriages” where I turn all men into my sperm producing, money giving slaves. Drat. Back to the drawing board, I suppose. Thanks to all the people out there who pretended to be gay to further the diabolical …

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Nov 22 2011

I’ve been pony-fied

I had two My Little Ponies that I played with when I was about six years old, until their manes turned bright green from me bringing them to the swimming pool too many times. But I totally don’t get the whole My Little Pony reboot fandom thing. Bronies? What? But I don’t care. Along with …

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Nov 16 2011

Herman Cain’s pizza divinations

If politics doesn’t work out for Herman Cain (lol), maybe he can get paid to do cheap parlor tricks. Like determining people’s personality based on the pizza they like: When questioned on what he could tell about a man by the type of pizza he likes, Cain declared, “The more toppings a man has on …

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Nov 09 2011

Why I love the Secular Student Alliance

Yet another example here. It takes a lot to make me lol at 8am, but JT succeeded.

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