Guy in bar: So, what brought you to Seattle?
Me: I just started grad school
Guy: What are you studying?
Guy: Oh, I would have thought it would be more shallow-like
Me: … *eyes bug out*
While I think the details are irrelevant, I feel compelled to add that I wasn’t wearing anything that could be even remotely perceived as “shallow-like.” Jeans and a t-shirt, no makeup. Nope, I just had boobs.