Dec 23 2010

I’m a singer now too!

Well, sort of. I’m autotuned saying three words, but it’s still for awesome. You can listen to and download Skeptical by Three Ninjas here.

Here’s a snippet of the lyrics:

My skeptical muscle is strong like Bertrand Russell
I like to avoid fights but still find the occasional tussle
I try to act famous but I’m just a small corpuscle
and if creationism comes up expect me to dominate the discussle
These faith-based fucks like to pretend to sound logical
but it’s founded on fallacies frequently fully mogical
you can misinterpret data about polystrate logs
but everyone points and laughs reading Ken Ham’s blog

Make sure you check out his other delightfully nerdy songs!


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  1. 1

    Haha “my skeptical abs are tight like Jen McCreight”. So are mine… just wish my actual abs were too. Well done :)

  2. 2
    Three Ninjas

    Merry Christmas to meeee!!!And there’s barely any autotune on your voice!

  3. 3

    so awesome. thanks for sharing!

  4. 4
    Three Ninjas

    Also I hope Dan Savage hears it.

  5. 5

    Congrats! What a crazy, wonderful year 2010 has been for you. Wishing you all the best for 2011!

  6. 6

    Is that line meant to be interpreted the way my brain insists on trying to? O.o

  7. 7
    Bud Uzoras

    Awesome lyrics to a fun song. Hey, at least the “tight like Jen McCreight” lyric should help people learn to pronounce your name correctly.

  8. 8
    Three Ninjas

    Probably not…

  9. 9
    Three Ninjas

    OMG I just got what you were thinking…NO!!*edit*Well, kinda.

  10. 10

    … maybe there is a silent apostrophe-s at the end that was omitted for the rhyme. Yeah.

  11. 11
    Three Ninjas

    I really didn’t mean anything like that at all :-(

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