Society of Non-Theists’ member Bryan was reading the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (in preparation for our upcoming Pastafarian Preaching, I’m sure) when he had a religious experience:
“Being in the pasta mood after reading the gospels, I decided to make spaghetti and meatballs. Having completed the task I served up my spaghetti and spaghetti sauce with meatballs, parmesan, and a light peppering. I turned around to grab something to drink and to my astonishment the ground pepper coalesced into pepper corns, the parmesan turned into small wafers of cheese, and noodly appendages sprung fourth from the mass of spaghetti. And BEHOLD, the perfect likeness of the flying spaghetti monster. I decided to eat it instead of selling it on ebay.”
Good call, Bryan. That looks too tasty not to eat.
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Veritas
September 4, 2009 at 7:06 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Ramen, Bryan.
Veritas
September 5, 2009 at 2:06 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Ramen, Bryan.
Jeremiah
September 4, 2009 at 10:07 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Praise Be To His Noodliness.
Jeremiah
September 5, 2009 at 5:07 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Praise Be To His Noodliness.
Sili
September 5, 2009 at 9:00 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Boo – that balls ain't touching.
Sili
September 5, 2009 at 4:00 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Boo – that balls ain’t touching.
Jonathan
September 5, 2009 at 11:15 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I was reading the Old Testament and had to go beat my wife and sacrifice a sheep afterwards. Same idea.
Jonathan
September 5, 2009 at 6:15 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I was reading the Old Testament and had to go beat my wife and sacrifice a sheep afterwards. Same idea.
Camels With Hammers
September 5, 2009 at 10:02 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
that's really beautiful
Camels With Hammers
September 6, 2009 at 5:02 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
that’s really beautiful
The Jules
September 6, 2009 at 5:30 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Wow. If he just can find Princess Di, The Virgin Mary and Michael Jackson in his dinner, he'll have the set!
The Jules
September 6, 2009 at 12:30 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Wow. If he just can find Princess Di, The Virgin Mary and Michael Jackson in his dinner, he’ll have the set!
Rasputin
June 11, 2010 at 4:00 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I never went to no big u,like you did,,,but once a week,,,I eat some ground bambi,tomatoes&spaghetti.&my doggies ,my buddies,,eat some too!! Are they pastarfarians too??willwe all go to the same place??